socks 32,253 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 When drinking the last mouth full of your pint can ruin your day ...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 I reckon it ruined his day more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Lloyd 10,739 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Finished a good day on the wasps,..(9 nests) and felt a nice glass of Shiraz would be appropriate. I sat in the garden, taking in the warm sunshine, when I noticed my wife Rosy,..gesturing to me,..but, it was too late,... A wasp dived into the red grapes and landed on my tongue....it was 'pay back time'...and by feck, it hurt. Fair play to the stripey fecker,...he did what he had to do, but paid the price, as do all things that go out of their way,.. to hurt me... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,207 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Finished a good day on the wasps,..(9 nests) and felt a nice glass of Shiraz would be appropriate. I sat in the garden, taking in the warm sunshine, when I noticed my wife Rosy,..gesturing to me,..but, it was too late,... A wasp dived into the red grapes and landed on my tongue....it was 'pay back time'...and by feck, it hurt. Fair play to the stripey fecker,...he did what he had to do, but paid the price, as do all things that go out of their way,.. to hurt me... Get bullied by rabbits often do You? ??? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,879 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Finished a good day on the wasps,..(9 nests) and felt a nice glass of Shiraz would be appropriate. I sat in the garden, taking in the warm sunshine, when I noticed my wife Rosy,..gesturing to me,..but, it was too late,... A wasp dived into the red grapes and landed on my tongue....it was 'pay back time'...and by feck, it hurt. Fair play to the stripey fecker,...he did what he had to do, but paid the price, as do all things that go out of their way,.. to hurt me... Get bullied by rabbits often do You? ??? Didn't you get bit a couple of times on the same day Phil? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 49,473 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 It's like the scorpion at the bottom of tequila you need to drink it and swallow the beastwhat f***ing tequila are you drinking with scorpions in it lol? Atb dc 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,626 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 had it happen a few times Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steg 609 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Just had my neck go a few hours ago with one of them orrible little fukcers. Worked hard all day in the house, went out in the garden for cigg...angry wasp right in the face!.. Ducked and dodged a few blows from it, failed connecting with a Bruce Lee 6inch knockout...and crunch click! Necks gone again, fortnite of misery coming up.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Had to take one of the boys to kids party day ,an American style candy party,the cake was a stunning rainbow cake but by Christ it attracted the wasps,reckon there was a nest nearby as there was a barn an other outbuildings. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Them wasps in your beer is bad , worse is when you bite an apple and find half a maggot ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,654 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Just had my neck go a few hours ago with one of them orrible little fukcers. Worked hard all day in the house, went out in the garden for cigg...angry wasp right in the face!.. Ducked and dodged a few blows from it, failed connecting with a Bruce Lee 6inch knockout...and crunch click! Necks gone again, fortnite of misery coming up.... tramadol's your answer.if anybody's got any i'll buy them.i get them perscribed but can't be bothered booking a appointment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 It's like the scorpion at the bottom of tequila you need to drink it and swallow the beast another good one , is rattle snake in a glass jar, put your hand round the jar from the film class film by the way The Culpepper Cattle co 1972 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 When drinking the last mouth full of your pint can ruin your day ...... Before you squashed him did you make him spit out what he'd swallowed ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 49,473 Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 Just had my neck go a few hours ago with one of them orrible little fukcers. Worked hard all day in the house, went out in the garden for cigg...angry wasp right in the face!.. Ducked and dodged a few blows from it, failed connecting with a Bruce Lee 6inch knockout...and crunch click! Necks gone again, fortnite of misery coming up.... tramadol's your answer.if anybody's got any i'll buy them.i get them perscribed but can't be bothered booking a appointment.got a few boxes here gb if your stuck? Was getting through 9/12 tabs a day when my back plays up, got some pure morphine aswell but can't have a shit on them badboys lol. Atb dc 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 Just had my neck go a few hours ago with one of them orrible little fukcers. Worked hard all day in the house, went out in the garden for cigg...angry wasp right in the face!.. Ducked and dodged a few blows from it, failed connecting with a Bruce Lee 6inch knockout...and crunch click! Necks gone again, fortnite of misery coming up.... tramadol's your answer.if anybody's got any i'll buy them.i get them perscribed but can't be bothered booking a appointment.I'd just book the appointment mate...tramadol is a class C controlled drug and you're asking to buy some on an open forum ffs lol...just go see a doctor if you know you can get them 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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