neems 2,406 Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Take gingerbeard,put them up in a shared hotel room for the night and buy them all the drink they can handle. He'll take it from there... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,343 Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Go and behave yourself for the girl's sake. Bite your tongue. It's only one evening. Sensible words mate I sincerely hope it works out like that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,343 Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Just goto the pub and have beers. If he starts let your hands go if he doesn't have a good night If only it was that simple mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,343 Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Take gingerbeard,put them up in a shared hotel room for the night and buy them all the drink they can handle. He'll take it from there... That could work Her ol' man's an animal - I'll just give him the room key Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Take gingerbeard,put them up in a shared hotel room for the night and buy them all the drink they can handle. He'll take it from there... That could work Her ol' man's an animal - I'll just give him the room key I meant your nemesis not the woman,she doesn't deserve that fate. keep up lad. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 reads like you fancy her but she fancies him.is he really just a twat or are you just jealous of him.? For f**k sake Ginge, pack it in before I start looking at her like that To be honest mate, I think I like her because she's an all round good woman - a faithful wife, good mum and, a hard worker. ...... She's a good 'un If she is messing about with matey (which I highly doubt), I'll definitely drop him. Take gingerbeard,put them up in a shared hotel room for the night and buy them all the drink they can handle. He'll take it from there... he'd never show his face again.i'd have him covered head to toe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Get some laxatives in his tea in the afternoon beforehand. He will be in no state to go anywhere ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 This infatuation is just not healthy for anyone..... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,343 Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Just goto the pub and have beers. If he starts let your hands go if he doesn't have a good nightIf only it was that simple mate Honestly bud it is. Go have a good night if he starts getting cheeky. Put him on the spot ask him if he wants hit and he will soon shut up or if he says yes then just start hitting him. I can work with that - no problem I'd rather not revert to that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Dress up in a scuba outfit with a deep frozen salmon and ambush him then batter him with the salmon, he'll be too embarrassed to go to the police and if he does they won't believe him, plus if you eat the salmon they'll have no evidence. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,343 Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 reads like you fancy her but she fancies him.is he really just a twat or are you just jealous of him.?For f**k sake Ginge, pack it in before I start looking at her like that To be honest mate, I think I like her because she's an all round good woman - a faithful wife, good mum and, a hard worker. ...... She's a good 'un If she is messing about with matey (which I highly doubt), I'll definitely drop him. Take gingerbeard,put them up in a shared hotel room for the night and buy them all the drink they can handle. He'll take it from there... he'd never show his face again.i'd have him covered head to toe.A bit of old skool prison justice? .... Do it - I'll pay your expense Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,343 Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Get some laxatives in his tea in the afternoon beforehand. He will be in no state to go anywhere ? That could work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,343 Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 This infatuation is just not healthy for anyone..... It's just a rock and a hard place mate .... That's all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,343 Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Dress up in a scuba outfit with a deep frozen salmon and ambush him then batter him with the salmon, he'll be too embarrassed to go to the police and if he does they won't believe him, plus if you eat the salmon they'll have no evidence. Best idea yet ..... I just need to know what kind of fishmongery to stick up his arse so that he's too embarrassed to call 999 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 This infatuation is just not healthy for anyone..... It's just a rock and a hard place mate .... That's all Nip it in the bud now mate, before you wreck her life & end up doing serious prison time..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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