What To Do, What To Do .......

[Jonjon79 13,344]

follow him in the toilets and read him his rites.no witnesses to it.

I'd be lying if I said that hadn't crossed my mind

[Welsh_red 4,309]

Go out , have 5 drinks then say you got to go , up early next morning to do something . You know full well you will at least argue with the guy . I've done the same before and the outcome will end up what you've rehearsed in your head . It's inevitable . So have a few and go home. When you leave chuck a bit of cash behind the bar . I don't know if taxis do this but if your worried about her getting home safe pre pay a taxi for her . Tell her phone these guys when u want to go home and they'll take you . Her partner will be more than happy with that. I know I would if my Mrs was out and her boss did it. Have a word with one of the more sensible one of the group and tell them any problems in the night give us a call.

 

Or before anybody has had any drinks walk into the pub and thump the guy straight away before a word is spoken .

[antg 1,729]

feck it, give him a slap just because he is a nob. balls to the consequences

[neems 2,406]

I'd just show my face for 20 mins avoid whoever i didn't like,buy a round (lemonade for myself) then make an excuse and leave.

 

But you should wait for him to get drunk then challenge him to a duel,or if you end up in a club slip a bag of flour into his pocket and tell a doorman he's just tried to sell you drugs in the toilet.

[ginger beard 4,652]

reads like you fancy her but she fancies him.is he really just a twat or are you just jealous of him.?

[Welsh_red 4,309]

I'd just show my face for 20 mins avoid whoever i didn't like,buy a round (lemonade for myself) then make an excuse and leave.

 

But you should wait for him to get drunk then challenge him to a duel,or if you end up in a club slip a bag of flour into his pocket and tell a doorman he's just tried to sell you drugs in the toilet.

Slip a few blue pills in his drink . He won't have time to be a knobhead when he's trying to hide his mammoth erection all night . Then in the future people will always talk about the time Dave from accounts got a hard on in a pub . Should knock him down a peg or 2

[walshie 2,804]

Go and behave yourself for the girl's sake. Bite your tongue. It's only one evening.

[ginger beard 4,652]

laxatives

[Jonjon79 13,344]

Go out , have 5 drinks then say you got to go , up early next morning to do something . You know full well you will at least argue with the guy . I've done the same before and the outcome will end up what you've rehearsed in your head . It's inevitable . So have a few and go home. When you leave chuck a bit of cash behind the bar . I don't know if taxis do this but if your worried about her getting home safe pre pay a taxi for her . Tell her phone these guys when u want to go home and they'll take you . Her partner will be more than happy with that. I know I would if my Mrs was out and her boss did it. Have a word with one of the more sensible one of the group and tell them any problems in the night give us a call.

 

Or before anybody has had any drinks walk into the pub and thump the guy straight away before a word is spoken .

You've spot on Red - that's exactly what I've been toying with

 

But, she's a good girl that deserves a good night mate

[lurcherman 887 12,685]

Stab him

[walshie 2,804]

Anyway, he might knock you out if you aren't careful.

[mackem 23,837]

 

 

[Jonjon79 13,344]

feck it, give him a slap just because he is a nob. balls to the consequences

The old me would have done mate

 

..... What's with this growing older and more sensible bollocks

[Welsh_red 4,309]

 

Go out , have 5 drinks then say you got to go , up early next morning to do something . You know full well you will at least argue with the guy . I've done the same before and the outcome will end up what you've rehearsed in your head . It's inevitable . So have a few and go home. When you leave chuck a bit of cash behind the bar . I don't know if taxis do this but if your worried about her getting home safe pre pay a taxi for her . Tell her phone these guys when u want to go home and they'll take you . Her partner will be more than happy with that. I know I would if my Mrs was out and her boss did it. Have a word with one of the more sensible one of the group and tell them any problems in the night give us a call.

 

Or before anybody has had any drinks walk into the pub and thump the guy straight away before a word is spoken .

You've spot on Red - that's exactly what I've been toying with

 

But, she's a good girl that deserves a good night mate

If you start misbehaving it will be all the night is remembered for . Instead of you being chivalrous and paying for taxi and few drinks

 

Or you'll get the reputation of a guy who likes to ply girls with drinks and get them taxis .

[Jonjon79 13,344]

reads like you fancy her but she fancies him.is he really just a twat or are you just jealous of him.?

For f**k sake Ginge, pack it in before I start looking at her like that

 

To be honest mate, I think I like her because she's an all round good woman - a faithful wife, good mum and, a hard worker.

...... She's a good 'un

 

 

If she is messing about with matey (which I highly doubt), I'll definitely drop him.