DogMan85 722 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Has anyone found Ketchup yet? Last seen heading for Becher's Brook with his tail tucked up between his legs.......BooooHe's here the Scarlet Pimpernel, how's things flower?Good now iv had couple days fear free haha me nerves have settled a bit an iv stopped spraying poo out be bumbum, how are you, did few days meditation sort yer rage problem hahs or was it the wank over thought of splitting jo in 2 that calmed ye down ?? haha Better get that seen to pal......A bit of both really, the thought of me rattling Jo's ovaries sent me over the edge. I think it sent the Mods over the edge as well by the looks of it. Poor jo haha She is lucky I didn't come and pulverize her into oblivion....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Has anyone found Ketchup yet? Last seen heading for Becher's Brook with his tail tucked up between his legs.......BooooHe's here the Scarlet Pimpernel, how's things flower?Good now iv had couple days fear free haha me nerves have settled a bit an iv stopped spraying poo out be bumbum, how are you, did few days meditation sort yer rage problem hahs or was it the wank over thought of splitting jo in 2 that calmed ye down ?? haha Better get that seen to pal......A bit of both really, the thought of me rattling Jo's ovaries sent me over the edge. I think it sent the Mods over the edge as well by the looks of it. Poor jo hahaShe is lucky I didn't come and pulverize her into oblivion.......No i think you was lucky one haha It's all about the reach around or so I'm told..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Has anyone found Ketchup yet? Last seen heading for Becher's Brook with his tail tucked up between his legs.......Boooo He's here the Scarlet Pimpernel, how's things flower? Good now iv had couple days fear free haha me nerves have settled a bit an iv stopped spraying poo out be bumbum, how are you, did few days meditation sort yer rage problem hahs or was it the wank over thought of splitting jo in 2 that calmed ye down ?? haha That's your fcuked up central nervous system making you poo like that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,637 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) Wasn't Dogfox 'punished' partly for the pms he sent 'jo' lol. For comedy purposes alone he should be allowed back onYes i agree pal, i wound him up on purpose so he should be allowed back on He will be back posting @ 02:54 PM today. In fact he is on line at the moment. TC I can picture him now.Polishing and cleaning his keyboard of dust. And clicking his fingers like a piano player. While staring at the wall clock. Add a paragraph or two The clock reached 02.30PM on the hunting life's clock (is it right or wrong ffs) and dogman couldn't hold back the bubbling testosterone that was erupting inside him like never before. As his computer had been blocked he simply went upstairs and stole his little sisters ipad and had read the last few nights escapades in bed, alone and angry with no way of responding to the criticism he was receiving at the hands of the thl vultures circling his lifeless account. He was tired. Tired of the whole thing going so wrong. Tired of hearing "rangers will be back". Tired of reading a general talk section that took life so serious now compared to only a mere few seasons ago. Tired of no one understanding it was all a joke and he never meant any of it, it was just turning 16 had hit him hard. Anyway 02.54PM was fast approaching so dogman went downstairs, grabbed some milk and cookies and prepared himself for his return to the hunting life, a big move for anyone not old enough to buy cigarettes. As the clock struck 02.54PM dogman was pressing the log in button, he thought his journey was complete but unfortunately.... He knew his return would be heralded with many slaps on the back and "we've missed you Doggy man" all of the sisters would be out in force, he was the man, the THL undisputed king of the off line club.... he had travelled the length and breadth of this island and taken on many imanginary foes.... but he hadn't prepared himself for this latest challenge, this was big, this could possibly finish him, forget coursing deer with a Subaru... he was now out of the closet and a fully fledged member of the "stitched up like a kipper" by Baw club... how would he get out of this mess with his THL cred intact?? Edited April 5, 2017 by NEWKID 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Good to have you back mate! You got some big shoes to fill though lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,030 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Wasn't Dogfox 'punished' partly for the pms he sent 'jo' lol. For comedy purposes alone he should be allowed back onYes i agree pal, i wound him up on purpose so he should be allowed back on He will be back posting @ 02:54 PM today. In fact he is on line at the moment. TC I can picture him now.Polishing and cleaning his keyboard of dust. And clicking his fingers like a piano player. While staring at the wall clock. Add a paragraph or two The clock reached 02.30PM on the hunting life's clock (is it right or wrong ffs) and dogman couldn't hold back the bubbling testosterone that was erupting inside him like never before. As his computer had been blocked he simply went upstairs and stole his little sisters ipad and had read the last few nights escapades in bed, alone and angry with no way of responding to the criticism he was receiving at the hands of the thl vultures circling his lifeless account. He was tired. Tired of the whole thing going so wrong. Tired of hearing "rangers will be back". Tired of reading a general talk section that took life so serious now compared to only a mere few seasons ago. Tired of no one understanding it was all a joke and he never meant any of it, it was just turning 16 had hit him hard. Anyway 02.54PM was fast approaching so dogman went downstairs, grabbed some milk and cookies and prepared himself for his return to the hunting life, a big move for anyone not old enough to buy cigarettes. As the clock struck 02.54PM dogman was pressing the log in button, he thought his journey was complete but unfortunately.... He knew his return would be heralded with many slaps on the back and "we've missed you Doggy man" all of the sisters would be out in force, he was the man, the THL undisputed king of the off line club.... he had travelled the length and breadth of this island and taken on many imanginary foes.... but he hadn't prepared himself for this latest challenge, this was big, this could possibly finish him, forget coursing deer with a Subaru... he was now out of the closet and a fully fledged member of the "stitched up like a kipper" by Baw club... how would he get out of this mess with his THL cred intact??Was his innermost thoughts and fear.He came up with a plan on how to laugh off the dirty fact that he wanted to smash baws back doors clean in. As he was routinely doing 1 of his 6hr petrel hand steeping regimes that give him hand of steel. He earned the nick name tungsten knuckles from his bisexual Doncaster pad smashing gang. Rumours have appeared all over the net. That dogfox has been seen using dead washed up whales on blackpool beach at midnight. as part of his 10yr prolonged practice sessions to perfect the seldom seen 67 punch 4 second combo. But even the thought of past training sessions couldn't help him to formulate a plan on how to deal with the onslaught of thl power posting elites questioning his own sexuality.... 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,499 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Iv had umpteen usernames gnasher, dottydoo, hotmeat, reddawn an now this one bein most recent, i have been banned a few times, i think its cos im scottish haha never had any issue's with me, or i you, not that i know of anyway. I mentioned the camping as i had a different username then, as like iv said this web malarky is quite easy to take things wrong way, and obviously i have diff user name now, but i stay in catterick an told you i often take kids away for few nights here an there, and had a load a gear here you could have used, as id said youd be best to travel light an i had spare water filters an decent meals you could have had, im sure ye pmd me after that aswell about my lad using nunchucks haha you told me about a guy, ye once knew who was champion at them so we could look him up.Like i said i only mentioned this so you had idea who I was even tho its new name, and the offer to come here is open to almost all known folk off here, iv even had few newbies aswell, i am or got nowt special mate, just got bit decent hunting here an love dogs so much so id take almost anybody out just to see em graft haha an could drink tea an talk dogs all day haha Ok well it makes a bit more sense now but having just had your ding dong with the other lad then having a bit of a pop at me about Max you then offered me to come up and see you with a " i dont hide from anyone " remark.....so im sure you can see how it looked from where i was sitting i mean im not telepathic i wasnt aware we spoke 5 years ago in one of your other names ....i shared pm,s with a lot of chaps around that time as i didnt know f**k all about what i was doing but yes i can vaguely remember the subject of nunchuks came up......so no harm done im sure your a nice fella and likewise if you ever find yourself kicking your heels around East London some time......anyway this thread seems to of gone off on a mad secret undercover little boys vibe now more name changes,pranks and frolics i dont understand so i,ll leave them to it,all the best squire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Wasn't Dogfox 'punished' partly for the pms he sent 'jo' lol. For comedy purposes alone he should be allowed back onYes i agree pal, i wound him up on purpose so he should be allowed back on He will be back posting @ 02:54 PM today. In fact he is on line at the moment. TC I can picture him now.Polishing and cleaning his keyboard of dust. And clicking his fingers like a piano player. While staring at the wall clock. Add a paragraph or two The clock reached 02.30PM on the hunting life's clock (is it right or wrong ffs) and dogman couldn't hold back the bubbling testosterone that was erupting inside him like never before. As his computer had been blocked he simply went upstairs and stole his little sisters ipad and had read the last few nights escapades in bed, alone and angry with no way of responding to the criticism he was receiving at the hands of the thl vultures circling his lifeless account. He was tired. Tired of the whole thing going so wrong. Tired of hearing "rangers will be back". Tired of reading a general talk section that took life so serious now compared to only a mere few seasons ago. Tired of no one understanding it was all a joke and he never meant any of it, it was just turning 16 had hit him hard. Anyway 02.54PM was fast approaching so dogman went downstairs, grabbed some milk and cookies and prepared himself for his return to the hunting life, a big move for anyone not old enough to buy cigarettes. As the clock struck 02.54PM dogman was pressing the log in button, he thought his journey was complete but unfortunately.... He knew his return would be heralded with many slaps on the back and "we've missed you Doggy man" all of the sisters would be out in force, he was the man, the THL undisputed king of the off line club.... he had travelled the length and breadth of this island and taken on many imanginary foes.... but he hadn't prepared himself for this latest challenge, this was big, this could possibly finish him, forget coursing deer with a Subaru... he was now out of the closet and a fully fledged member of the "stitched up like a kipper" by Baw club... how would he get out of this mess with his THL cred intact??Was his innermost thoughts and fear.He came up with a plan on how to laugh off the dirty fact that he wanted to smash baws back doors clean in. As he was routinely doing 1 of his 6hr petrel hand steeping regimes that give him hand of steel. He earned the nick name tungsten knuckles from his bisexual Doncaster pad smashing gang. Rumours have appeared all over the net. That dogfox has been seen using dead washed up whales on blackpool beach at midnight. as part of his 10yr prolonged practice sessions to perfect the seldom seen 67 punch 4 second combo. But even the thought of past training sessions couldn't help him to formulate a plan on how to deal with the onslaught of thl power posting elites questioning his own sexuality.... That's beautiful, Shakespeare? ????? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Katchum an dogfox shakes, cmon shake hands. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,211 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Why is Jo riley sporting Baw's avatar ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Katchum an dogfox shakes, cmon shake hands. I wouldn't advise that, mine have been soaked in petrol all day..... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,030 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Why is Jo riley sporting Baw's avatar ?They say that after yrs of constant pressure and verbal abuse off dogfox Baw has had sex reassignment surgery for male-to-female. To satisfy dogfoxs extreme sexual urges to destroy baws love tunnel. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,211 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Wasn't Dogfox 'punished' partly for the pms he sent 'jo' lol. For comedy purposes alone he should be allowed back on He's otherwise engaged getting hosed down after an incident involving sesame seeded shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) Katchum an dogfox shakes, cmon shake hands.I wouldn't advise that, mine have been soaked in petrol all day.....Iv been shakin for days mate, through fear tho not friendship...Don't worry I'll hold them steady pal, I'm a big softy really.... xxx You can call me Al, Freddie, Malcolm or whatever pal. Edited April 5, 2017 by DogMan85 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,653 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 for fucks sake,this has gone all mills and boon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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