Bendigo 2,604 Posted Friday at 21:53 Report Share Posted Friday at 21:53 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 22,000 Posted 11 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 11 hours ago Looks like he dodged another assassination attempt... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 20,699 Posted 10 hours ago Report Share Posted 10 hours ago He’ll be safe over there, most Americans are allowed to possess guns but they don’t know how to use them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 53,510 Posted 10 hours ago Report Share Posted 10 hours ago Tolerant liberal socialists in full effect ! 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 3,070 Posted 6 hours ago Report Share Posted 6 hours ago How did they sneak a gun into the whitehouse to shoot trump? I see the ss got jd vance out first lol trump second Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bakerboy 4,963 Posted 6 hours ago Report Share Posted 6 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Francie, said: How did they sneak a gun into the whitehouse to shoot trump? I see the ss got jd vance out first lol trump second It wasn't at the white house it was at the Washington Hilton hotel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 10,564 Posted 5 hours ago Report Share Posted 5 hours ago 56 minutes ago, Bakerboy said: It wasn't at the white house it was at the Washington Hilton hotel Piss poor security both at the door and in the hotel. How did he manage to get his stash of weapons inside the hotel? Time for Tomo to fly over and show them how it's done. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 30,597 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago 50 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Piss poor security both at the door and in the hotel. How did he manage to get his stash of weapons inside the hotel? Time for Tomo to fly over and show them how it's done. Mate...if some c**t turns up with a gun....I'm pretending to be a cleaner 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 10,506 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 10,564 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago (edited) 1 hour ago, bob.243 said: Charlie boy is having a battle with Camilla right now. Charlie: I'm not going over there and standing next to that bag off shit at stinking official functions. If a gunman appears, Trump is bound to use me as a human shield. And an assassin will target just to the left or right of my Dumbo ears. They've got form for lug shots over there. Camilla: Ffs, Charles. Do your duty. England expects. The Falklands and the future of Nato depends on you grovelling to him. Now you go over there and you grovel good. Just the way you grovel to me on our sexy matron nights. ( Camilla laughs coarsely, downs a double gin and inhales on an illicit substance.) Charles: f**k off. I'll send that twat Andrew. (Thinking) Oh shit, I forgot he's a wanted man over there. Charles: (Sound of telephone ringing.) Edward my dear chap, a tremendous opportunity has arisen for you in America. Edward): ( Interrupting) f**k off ya c**t. Edited 1 hour ago by jukel123 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 10,564 Posted 1 hour ago Report Share Posted 1 hour ago Meanwhile, in Iran, an earhquake level 9 was registered on the richter scale as news broke of gunfire at the president's dinner. It is believed the quake was a result of much dancing and laughter. https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/funny-dance-dancing-dance-gif-12188174 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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