squab 2,875 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 oh i nearly forgot,congratulations atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,843 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Take any boyfriend lamping then when the lamp goes out, grab the Cnut by the neck and tell him in no uncertain terms you'll knock feck out of him and his family if he upsets your girl. Works for me. Or, take him for a pint and become good friends with him ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Congratulations & I wouldn't worry to much, when my lads where at home I encouraged especially my youngest to bring any female friends here & there was none of that going in his bedroom stuff. I also took him to one side when he had his first serious girlfriend & told him I would have his bollocks on a platter if I felt he was pressuring any girl into anything , he was around 16 then ... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Found out today I'm having a girl All of a sudden, sheer panic overcome me about future boyfriends. With this being my first child I'm just looking for tips on keeping the boys away haha. Are you having a baby ? Your name is Craig ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pirate 9000 676 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Mate of mines daughter brought a new boyfriend home he took a dislike to straight away, through him a bullet and said if you ever upset her you won't catch the next one,never seen him again. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Congratulations & I wouldn't worry to much, when my lads where at home I encouraged especially my youngest to bring any female friends here & there was none of that going in his bedroom stuff. I also took him to one side when he had his first serious girlfriend & told him I would have his bollocks on a platter if I felt he was pressuring any girl into anything , he was around 16 then ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 SPOILSPORT 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barbarian1990 220 Posted January 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Found out today I'm having a girl All of a sudden, sheer panic overcome me about future boyfriends. With this being my first child I'm just looking for tips on keeping the boys away haha. Are you having a baby ? Your name is Craig ? Takes two to tango my friend ? The wife couldn't do it without me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,868 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 With a boy you only have 1 dick to worry about! Congratulations pal! I was very close to my ex father in law....Me and him we're both gutted when I split up with his whore of a daughter. Just concentrate on bringing a girl up with a head on her shoulders....Be the dad she can talk to not one she hides things from. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Fact is fellers once they hit 13 your in big bother lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,386 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 my girl meet a guy and went out,she came in crying,it turned out his dad knew of me.i got into a bad scrap with him few yrs back,and he ended up in a&e. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
onion jonny 527 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 put a pic of your mother in law in the local paper and say thats how the line turns out, you shouldnt have to much to bother about after that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,588 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Found out today I'm having a girl All of a sudden, sheer panic overcome me about future boyfriends. With this being my first child I'm just looking for tips on keeping the boys away haha. ive got daughters and i thought the same as you to begin with but as they are getting older i am starting to think its going to be a brave bloke to take one of them on they are wild lol. god help him, and they are still young Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,588 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 oh and congratulations. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Found out today I'm having a girl All of a sudden, sheer panic overcome me about future boyfriends. With this being my first child I'm just looking for tips on keeping the boys away haha.Are you having a baby ? Your name is Craig ? Takes two to tango my friend The wife couldn't do it without me. Found out today I'm having a girl All of a sudden, sheer panic overcome me about future boyfriends. With this being my first child I'm just looking for tips on keeping the boys away haha.Are you having a baby ? Your name is Craig ? Takes two to tango my friend The wife couldn't do it without me. Well ,actually she could. But why ,nowadays do men say they're having babies ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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