neil cooney 10,415 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Was at a works do one year and most of the staff were heavy drinkers. The boss left 2000 behind the counter. Lads shoved shorts and cocktails down their throats for an hour or two and spent most of the night getting sick in the toilets. The pub owner handed the boss back most of his money at the end of the night. The funniest works do was watching two of my workmates face down on the bonnet of a cop car with their hands handcuffed behind their backs. The hotel manager said she'd never take another booking from our village. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 50 odd brickies swilled up in one room will inevitably end up in some form of brawl.. not for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 The birds was prim n proper all year in their short skirts n blouses n high heels and spoke posh then booom Xmas party they wanted it by anybody with a co.k lol oh they was the days Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I met my missus at the works do 10 years ago. Absoloutley rat arsed, shoved my hand up her dress and got a slap for my troubles ? I was only 18, she was 29 and we didn't end up getting together for another 5 years but it was enough to start off the friendship. Place I work at now doesn't have one. Probably for the best. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 The birds was prim n proper all year in their short skirts n blouses n high heels and spoke posh then booom Xmas party they wanted it by anybody with a co.k lol oh they was the days bloody lovely.there's about 5/6 vets that i work with and i can't believe how beautiful they are.unfortunatly there sub contracted to us so theres no party.don't matter anyway they've all told me NO WAY. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I met my missus at the works do 10 years ago. Absoloutley rat arsed, shoved my hand up her dress and got a slap for my troubles I was only 18, she was 29 and we didn't end up getting together for another 5 years but it was enough to start off the friendship. Place I work at now doesn't have one. Probably for the best. i'll give that ago gaz. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Ginger , if U chuck them £100 to £500 then u never know lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 We ad ares Wednesday 18 of us went zorbe football then round the corner to five guys all paid for by the gaffer was a right laugh. He paid for us all to go go carting last year and they put a BBQ on for us. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaff 3,414 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 I'm taking my lot out tomorrow, it'll be laid on as it always has been for the last 18 years or so.... just a few more now!! I like showing a bit of appreciation and Christmas is a good time to do it..... plus I like a good piss up! Got any jobs going mate ? If you're a steel fabricator and can start on Monday.... then yes!! lol Aerospace quality inspection can do,if only it we're wood I'd be there fella. good luck mate:)Who's that with?Wood or metal ?Just wondering what company you worked for in the aerospace industry? Eaton,primus,acro,britax,and a few others 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
max_wood 161 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 I doubt there is a restaurant that serves enough pig fat or carp for the lads i work with. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,513 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 The one that always makes me chuckle was 20 years ago.....a nightclub was hired out with drinks and a coach back at the end of the night. It all got out of hand on the way home and the coach driver drove straight to the police station !! Haha, great memories. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,398 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Our works doos used to be great we got a freebie to meet the new wardens then the new catering boss stopped that , the xmas dinner and dance he stopped that as well in favour of a week of expensive xmas lunches , and two staff took over the xmas discos ran great for a few years then died out . our shift had a monthly piss up but with guys retiring and newstarts the numbers dwindle and some folk cant hold there drink and as said you got to work with them but im fecked if im going to pay to socailize with them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 This year the boss (me) is taking our 2 staff (me and the wife) out for a nice drink and bit of grub. Hope it doesn't kick off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 8,023 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 I have been asked to go tonight for a piss up down fekin Rotherham along with some of the arsehole managers feck that when the final of strickly come dancings on.lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 This year the boss (me) is taking our 2 staff (me and the wife) out for a nice drink and bit of grub. Hope it doesn't kick off. Sounds like a rowdy bunch be carefull. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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