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I'm actually going to wait for my mum to come out here, so she & her grandson can decorate it together......aawwhh

10 mins ago she asked me to go in to the loft............I told her to go fcuk off............so no doubt I will be up there before the nights out

brownie points you aint seen my wife........to fat to in the loft and would only come through the ceiling if she did.....fcuk the brownie points lol

ours went up last weekend . Kids wanted it up because their firends have and the school does . Let the kids decorate it and it looks like shit . the star is at a 90 degree angle and their are baubles dropping all the time the dog walks past it and flicks it with his big tail

 

Tell those kids they've done a shit job and to sort their bloody mess out !

 

How old are they?

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ours went up last weekend . Kids wanted it up because their firends have and the school does . Let the kids decorate it and it looks like shit . the star is at a 90 degree angle and their are baubles dropping all the time the dog walks past it and flicks it with his big tail

 

Tell those kids they've done a shit job and to sort their bloody mess out !

 

How old are they?

 

 

6 and 5 , to be honest i probably couldnt have done a much better job . So long as the lights twinkle off the tinsel is all i care about

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Up the garden this afternoon with chainsaw and lopped one down.....3 hours later lights up and decorated....crispy lemon chicken and rice made, bottle of riocha downed, strictly watched with the little one......ready for bed lol !!

 

i wanted to take the boys out an cut down a tree an bring it home, she moaned like fook cos she had spent a few quid on a fake one last year an wanted to use it again, so I get to go get real one next year, you better hope I don't find ye garden mate haha

You can't beat a real one.....I have a few real tall fir trees, maybe 30 foot tall, every year I lop one and use the top lol....can't bring myself to pay £30 for one...not stopped today, girls in bed and I'm settling down to match of the day with a glass of port lol....
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oh and ours been up since start a December, against my better thoughts tho, I did in end go up loft as I got a credit for the bank a blow jobs haha

I went up the loft for ours yesterday but i'll not get a bj for doing it :D

 

Cheers, D.

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ours went up last weekend . Kids wanted it up because their firends have and the school does . Let the kids decorate it and it looks like shit . the star is at a 90 degree angle and their are baubles dropping all the time the dog walks past it and flicks it with his big tail

 

Tell those kids they've done a shit job and to sort their bloody mess out !

 

How old are they?

 

 

6 and 5 , to be honest i probably couldnt have done a much better job . So long as the lights twinkle off the tinsel is all i care about

 

 

I say bring back birching...they'll learn :D

 

just kidding...hope they have a brill Xmas :)

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ours went up last weekend . Kids wanted it up because their firends have and the school does . Let the kids decorate it and it looks like shit . the star is at a 90 degree angle and their are baubles dropping all the time the dog walks past it and flicks it with his big tail

Tell those kids they've done a shit job and to sort their bloody mess out !

 

How old are they?

6 and 5 , to be honest i probably couldnt have done a much better job . So long as the lights twinkle off the tinsel is all i care about

I say bring back birching...they'll learn :D

 

just kidding...hope they have a brill Xmas :)

I say have a few beers - it'll look fine :thumbs:

 

As Nik said, have a Fantastic Christmas :)

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Some dirty b*****d has cut about ten down up the road for me. Live in a back road and rarely see another living sole unless they are fly tipping or stealing xmas trees hahaha

Sure they'll be back round to fly tip the dead trees after Christmas :laugh:

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