Astanley 11,632 Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 With sorting out the bitch today after yesterday's accident I binned work and cracked on getting out and about sorting stuff out and getting some bits to finish off the conservatory Ive been building ... now this meant that I had to speak to loads of different people go to different shops builders merchants ... get jostled in isles que for tills etc ... by the time I got in this evening I was mentally fukcing drained ... I normally spend all day working on my own and love it ... I don't know how you lads that live in big cities do it day in day out ... fukc that ...... Socks ,if crowded shops bother you do what I do ,..stand in the doorway and shout as loud as you can " Allah Akbar " then stand to one side as shop empties ..job done 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,834 Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 People look stressed and miserable........poor b*****ds. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,174 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Fukc the jones's 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 It's funny, but when I go to town with my unkempt hair, a week's worth of stubble, muddy boots, smelling of ferrets, chicken shit and rabbit guts no-one wants to stand too close to me in the que! I looked like that when I lived there ha ha....bet most people around our way thought I was unemployed even though I probably earned more than them...don't need cars on finance to be happy....bunch of dumb suckers imho In my early twenties I spent a Saturday morning cutting firewood, then had to go into town to pick a girlfriend up from work...as was usual back then I had my sidekick with me (a little rough haired Russell bitch), we got out of the pick-up, covered in mud and sawdust, and sat in the sun against a wall whilst we waited.....had been there about 5 mins minding my own business, when a bloke walks past and throws a pound coin in my lap! Cheeky Fecker! Result, id happily have sat there all day haha Cap and sign next time ,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 It's funny, but when I go to town with my unkempt hair, a week's worth of stubble, muddy boots, smelling of ferrets, chicken shit and rabbit guts no-one wants to stand too close to me in the que! I looked like that when I lived there ha ha....bet most people around our way thought I was unemployed even though I probably earned more than them...don't need cars on finance to be happy....bunch of dumb suckers imho The cars on finance really does baffle me. You could probably tell that quite easily just by looking at my current 'ride', but its mine - its paid for & its paid for itself. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,522 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 It's funny, but when I go to town with my unkempt hair, a week's worth of stubble, muddy boots, smelling of ferrets, chicken shit and rabbit guts no-one wants to stand too close to me in the que! I looked like that when I lived there ha ha....bet most people around our way thought I was unemployed even though I probably earned more than them...don't need cars on finance to be happy....bunch of dumb suckers imho In my early twenties I spent a Saturday morning cutting firewood, then had to go into town to pick a girlfriend up from work...as was usual back then I had my sidekick with me (a little rough haired Russell bitch), we got out of the pick-up, covered in mud and sawdust, and sat in the sun against a wall whilst we waited.....had been there about 5 mins minding my own business, when a bloke walks past and throws a pound coin in my lap! Cheeky Fecker! Result, id happily have sat there all day haha Cap and sign next time ,lolQuids a quid,even if i am wearing a suit in london i still pick pennies out of the gutter or off the pavement with a look of glee if i spot them. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,381 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 With sorting out the bitch today after yesterday's accident I binned work and cracked on getting out and about sorting stuff out and getting some bits to finish off the conservatory Ive been building ... now this meant that I had to speak to loads of different people go to different shops builders merchants ... get jostled in isles que for tills etc ... by the time I got in this evening I was mentally fukcing drained ... I normally spend all day working on my own and love it ... I don't know how you lads that live in big cities do it day in day out ... fukc that ...... Whats the point in getting married if your gonna go shopping yourself !.......and if its building stuff then theres an invention out called the telephone.....i wish people like you would stay out of cities in all honesty.......there wont be any country bumpkin types left to take the piss out of soon. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,918 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 I've gotta do stocking fillers for the grandkids tomorrow, in and out of the local supermarket in 10 minutes (including queueing) wrapped and posted with a card and a cheque by lunchtime. Trat it like a military operation Ken, in, strike and out Job done. Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 With sorting out the bitch today after yesterday's accident I binned work and cracked on getting out and about sorting stuff out and getting some bits to finish off the conservatory Ive been building ... now this meant that I had to speak to loads of different people go to different shops builders merchants ... get jostled in isles que for tills etc ... by the time I got in this evening I was mentally fukcing drained ... I normally spend all day working on my own and love it ... I don't know how you lads that live in big cities do it day in day out ... fukc that ...... Whats the point in getting married if your gonna go shopping yourself !.......and if its building stuff then theres an invention out called the telephone.....i wish people like you would stay out of cities in all honesty.......there wont be any country bumpkin types left to take the piss out of soon. No no no I wasn't shopping I was getting bits and pieces that I needed to finish off some building work ... there would be no point in sending the missus as she wouldn't have a fukcing clue what I needed ... no I had to man up and go myself ... but that's it for at least a year ... no more busy places with fukctatrds that dawdle in isles and dumbfucks that think the cashier wants to hear their life story ... I'm all peopled out ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,791 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 With sorting out the bitch today after yesterday's accident I binned work and cracked on getting out and about sorting stuff out and getting some bits to finish off the conservatory Ive been building ... now this meant that I had to speak to loads of different people go to different shops builders merchants ... get jostled in isles que for tills etc ... by the time I got in this evening I was mentally fukcing drained ... I normally spend all day working on my own and love it ... I don't know how you lads that live in big cities do it day in day out ... fukc that ......Whats the point in getting married if your gonna go shopping yourself !.......and if its building stuff then theres an invention out called the telephone.....i wish people like you would stay out of cities in all honesty.......there wont be any country bumpkin types left to take the piss out of soon. No no no I wasn't shopping I was getting bits and pieces that I needed to finish off some building work ... there would be no point in sending the missus as she wouldn't have a fukcing clue what I needed ... no I had to man up and go myself ... but that's it for at least a year ... no more busy places with fukctatrds that dawdle in isles and dumbfucks that think the cashier wants to hear their life story ... I'm all peopled out ....... You don't fancy a trip up to the Trafford Center then It's like a giant golden mosque filled with shit you don't want, retards burkas and beards 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,381 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 With sorting out the bitch today after yesterday's accident I binned work and cracked on getting out and about sorting stuff out and getting some bits to finish off the conservatory Ive been building ... now this meant that I had to speak to loads of different people go to different shops builders merchants ... get jostled in isles que for tills etc ... by the time I got in this evening I was mentally fukcing drained ... I normally spend all day working on my own and love it ... I don't know how you lads that live in big cities do it day in day out ... fukc that ......Whats the point in getting married if your gonna go shopping yourself !.......and if its building stuff then theres an invention out called the telephone.....i wish people like you would stay out of cities in all honesty.......there wont be any country bumpkin types left to take the piss out of soon. No no no I wasn't shopping I was getting bits and pieces that I needed to finish off some building work ... there would be no point in sending the missus as she wouldn't have a fukcing clue what I needed ... no I had to man up and go myself ... but that's it for at least a year ... no more busy places with fukctatrds that dawdle in isles and dumbfucks that think the cashier wants to hear their life story ... I'm all peopled out ....... People i can cope with......shops nah f**k all that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,945 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 FFS do not ever go to Murderhell nr sheffeild fekin horrible place.lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 With sorting out the bitch today after yesterday's accident I binned work and cracked on getting out and about sorting stuff out and getting some bits to finish off the conservatory Ive been building ... now this meant that I had to speak to loads of different people go to different shops builders merchants ... get jostled in isles que for tills etc ... by the time I got in this evening I was mentally fukcing drained ... I normally spend all day working on my own and love it ... I don't know how you lads that live in big cities do it day in day out ... fukc that ......Whats the point in getting married if your gonna go shopping yourself !.......and if its building stuff then theres an invention out called the telephone.....i wish people like you would stay out of cities in all honesty.......there wont be any country bumpkin types left to take the piss out of soon. No no no I wasn't shopping I was getting bits and pieces that I needed to finish off some building work ... there would be no point in sending the missus as she wouldn't have a fukcing clue what I needed ... no I had to man up and go myself ... but that's it for at least a year ... no more busy places with fukctatrds that dawdle in isles and dumbfucks that think the cashier wants to hear their life story ... I'm all peopled out ....... You were mincing round Selfriges manbag section looking for building materials?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 With sorting out the bitch today after yesterday's accident I binned work and cracked on getting out and about sorting stuff out and getting some bits to finish off the conservatory Ive been building ... now this meant that I had to speak to loads of different people go to different shops builders merchants ... get jostled in isles que for tills etc ... by the time I got in this evening I was mentally fukcing drained ... I normally spend all day working on my own and love it ... I don't know how you lads that live in big cities do it day in day out ... fukc that ...... Whats the point in getting married if your gonna go shopping yourself !.......and if its building stuff then theres an invention out called the telephone.....i wish people like you would stay out of cities in all honesty.......there wont be any country bumpkin types left to take the piss out of soon. No no no I wasn't shopping I was getting bits and pieces that I needed to finish off some building work ... there would be no point in sending the missus as she wouldn't have a fukcing clue what I needed ... no I had to man up and go myself ... but that's it for at least a year ... no more busy places with fukctatrds that dawdle in isles and dumbfucks that think the cashier wants to hear their life story ... I'm all peopled out ....... You don't fancy a trip up to the Trafford Center then It's like a giant golden mosque filled with shit you don't want, retards burkas and beards Never ever ever ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 With sorting out the bitch today after yesterday's accident I binned work and cracked on getting out and about sorting stuff out and getting some bits to finish off the conservatory Ive been building ... now this meant that I had to speak to loads of different people go to different shops builders merchants ... get jostled in isles que for tills etc ... by the time I got in this evening I was mentally fukcing drained ... I normally spend all day working on my own and love it ... I don't know how you lads that live in big cities do it day in day out ... fukc that ...... Whats the point in getting married if your gonna go shopping yourself !.......and if its building stuff then theres an invention out called the telephone.....i wish people like you would stay out of cities in all honesty.......there wont be any country bumpkin types left to take the piss out of soon. No no no I wasn't shopping I was getting bits and pieces that I needed to finish off some building work ... there would be no point in sending the missus as she wouldn't have a fukcing clue what I needed ... no I had to man up and go myself ... but that's it for at least a year ... no more busy places with fukctatrds that dawdle in isles and dumbfucks that think the cashier wants to hear their life story ... I'm all peopled out ....... You don't fancy a trip up to the Trafford Center then It's like a giant golden mosque filled with shit you don't want, retards burkas and beards Never ever ever ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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