sussex 5,776 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Last year I bought her a pair of harkila stalking trousers and she bought me a pair of knee high ladies boots ...raised a few eyebrows down the pub ... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Lol rob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 I always buy great gifts if I can be arsed to do so......... If you've only got £5 to spend that's fine, but don't buy £5 worth of shite, buy a bottle of wine or some nice food....... ......just not useless shite!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,893 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 All I want for Christmas is fishing/hunting stuff and sporting books....Iv been saying this to my family and pervious partners/wife for 20 years and every year they say I'm an ungrateful b*****d when I pull my face at all the irrelevant useless shit they buy me. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,831 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 My mam,not exactly the most thoughtful of people gave my nephew a tin of corned beef for christmas a few years ago. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 All I want for Christmas is fishing/hunting stuff and sporting books....Iv been saying this to my family and pervious partners/wife for 20 years and every year they say I'm an ungrateful b*****d when I pull my face at all the irrelevant useless shit they buy me. Yeh exactly, I'd be more happy with a box of flys or a new reel than most of the crap I get lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 I bought the mrs a deep fat fryer last year this year shes wants slippers, fcuk knows why she s got 6 pairs already. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 All I want for Christmas is fishing/hunting stuff and sporting books....Iv been saying this to my family and pervious partners/wife for 20 years and every year they say I'm an ungrateful b*****d when I pull my face at all the irrelevant useless shit they buy me. Irrelevant useless shit. Nail on head mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 I usually get the Mrs. her present at the very last minute on christmas eve. Theres always a garage open somewhere. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Not Christmas, but a girl from work was given a chocolate orange by her partner for her 30th birthday present....not wrapped, still in Tesco bag.....along with the but one get one free receipt...he's eaten the other one...so essentially, her birthday present was a freebie! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Not Christmas, but a girl from work was given a chocolate orange by her partner for her 30th birthday present....not wrapped, still in Tesco bag.....along with the but one get one free receipt...he's eaten the other one...so essentially, her birthday present was a freebie! My wife knew someone who was given disposable knickers by an aunt or granny LOL! Trying to send a message? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 My nan was renowned for useless presents ,when I was about 17 she got me a pencil case ,must of thought I was at school still lol and another time a denim.jacket which I thought was strange as in overly generous,when I unfolded it ,it was 2 sizes to small . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,309 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 best and worst present for me are rolled into one . My mrs gave my mother a few quid and asked her to take kids christmas shopping with her and to get me and her a present from each of the kids . Christmas day i opened a present from my daughter and it to was a cheapo toolbox but still great . Told her id keep my tools for around the house in it and she was chuffed shed got daddy something he liked . My boy gave a present to my mrs . A picture saying "home is wherever you are" and my mrs welled up and was so happy with it . Then the little git gave me a present . I felt it and it felt soft so i was hoping for a new beanie hat or something to keep my head warm. I open it up and it was socks . The boy (who was 5) went into fits of histerics and backing out of the room shouting "got you , got you . I got you stinky socks " . He pissed himself laughing and i can only imagine it had been tourturing him for the month since he bought it wanting to tell me but he kept his gob shut and it all outpoured on christmas day . He went totally overboard laughing , going red faced giggling for ages. This year hes promised to get me a toilet seat . Little scrote is bundles of fun Anyway , that was the worst but also the best because it made his day getting one over me . Everyone we met for the next few days he said " I got my dad stinky socks " 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Ha ha Welsh brilliant sense of humour. When I was a teenager I gave my brother a Shredded wheat wrapped in layers and layers of paper...took him ages to open it lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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