marshman 7,758 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 (edited) London black cab driver bored of it now so gonna try driving trains ? Edited to add for the first I got paid to do stand up comedy only £30 but not bad for 15 minute set lol Edited October 28, 2016 by marshman 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,029 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Work in a womens knicker factory as a Diesel Fitter.I worked in a knicker factory at 17.On a sewing machine. My job was sewing the elastic around the twat area. I didnt stay there long.lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,470 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 London black cab driver bored of it now so gonna try driving trains Edited to add for the first I got paid to do stand up comedy only £30 but not bad for 15 minute set lol Did you have a Theam to your set,,,did you do just jokes,,,or observational type stuff,,,, Either way that's brave getting on stage and trying to get a laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,029 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 London black cab driver bored of it now so gonna try driving trains Edited to add for the first I got paid to do stand up comedy only £30 but not bad for 15 minute set lol Did you have a Theam to your set,,,did you do just jokes,,,or observational type stuff,,,, Either way that's brave getting on stage and trying to get a laugh He probably told them storys about us daft feckers on thl lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Policeman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 London black cab driver bored of it now so gonna try driving trains Edited to add for the first I got paid to do stand up comedy only £30 but not bad for 15 minute set lol Did you have a Theam to your set,,,did you do just jokes,,,or observational type stuff,,,, Either way that's brave getting on stage and trying to get a laugh observations with punchlines about getting older mate and so on. The good thing is I've always got laughs just a hobby really but got a Booker ask if I can do a club and I done it and got paid to make people laugh so happy days ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 When you gonna be funny on here then? Na only messing but i wanna a video of ye on stage, cant be as bad as half the fcuk wits on tele there's enough clowns on here they don't need another one lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 When you gonna be funny on here then? Na only messing but i wanna a video of ye on stage, cant be as bad as half the fcuk wits on tele there's enough clowns on here they don't need another one lolThe majority are unconscious comedians tho,too thick to know they funny lol? spot on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,918 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 I'm a carpenter by trade-worked away for years shopfitting then started with BT laying cable and blowing fibre etc-sick of working away so landed a job for a big irish firm doing groundwork,deep drainage ,steel fixing etc-earn half what I used to but I'm in the house by 4:45 pm and get a few perks lol .to me it's not about money-sooner watch my little uns grow up.atb dc12hr shifts are evil.more time spent in work than the house/family. Just finished my 4th 12 hour night shift, 2 more to then off for one day, then 6 more on the trot then 3 days off ffs Not great for family life but the moneys handy Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,292 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Working the doors 4-5 nights a week,,,cos I'm to lazy to do a proper job,,,dealing with wankers that insist I let them in cos there £150 quid pair of trainers cost more than my £20 quid black shoes from asda ,,lol About time I went back to pest control proper again,,,cos I'm getting to old and fat to roll round the pavement with young lads I hate it when they play hard to get. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,292 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 (edited) Last job i had was in a helium factory.But I jacked it in. No c**t talks to me like that. i wanted to be a gynaecologist but i was too tall so I became an Ear Nose and Throat consultant. Jacked that too. Now i'm just an internet bore. Edited October 28, 2016 by jukel123 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratmanwan 66 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 King, is that opencast coal ? I did 13 years for budge and Taylor woodrow on a face shovel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Desperate times...so close to Xmas and my oldest lads birthday..and the desperate need too get back one the road ..I just started at boots on nights..be working every weekend for nothing..shit job..had all the good jobs and f****d them up on good Mooney..time to eat humble pie..for the kids sake..could be worse though could have f all 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Your right tb, keep her lit mate, atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 The polish girls are fit as ...keeps ya going for the night..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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