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mackem 23,937 Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 My mate was in the Job Centre in Newcastle and asked about the vacancy for a gynaecologist's assistant. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he says to the bloke behind the desk. The job centre bloke sorts through his files and replied, "Ah yes, I've had quite a few enquiries about this one; the job involves you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist – you have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions, then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair, and then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for their gynaecological examination. There’s an annual salary of £55,000, but I'm afraid you’ll have to travel to Oxford ". "Oh", he said, "Is that where the job is based?" "No sir, that’s where the back of the queue is." 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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DIDO.1 21,050 Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 57 minutes ago, waltjnr said: I did a laughing face but worried people would realise I was as sick as you....so changed it to a confused one 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,006 Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said: I did a laughing face but worried people would realise I was as sick as you....so changed it to a confused one An aussie mate sent me it ,I was cracking up ,Mrs was " what's so funny?",looked at it and said your sick ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dytkos 17,537 Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 17 hours ago, DIDO.1 said: I did a laughing face but worried people would realise I was as sick as you....so changed it to a confused one I laughed, still am Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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