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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

I looked out of my living room window tonight and a saw a black man riding a bike................I thought b@stard that looks just like  mine, so I shot off into the garage to double check..........Ph

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A memory I posted in another thread, not a joke but I think it's funny 🤷‍♂️

I'll never forget years ago I was working in an office here, which was as international as you can get. One day, I'd only been working there about 3 days and I was going up to the office in the lift with a bunch of Germans. Suddenly I spotted the plaque with the lift engineers details on. Well fuuck me, I burst out laughing uncontrollably. One of the Germans (who also happened to be my direct boss) ask vtf is wrong with you. Me, with tears streaming down my face, trying to get it together just pointed at the plaque, while still creasing against the side of the lift.... The plaque read "Schindler's lifts" ffs 🤣 The Krauts were instantly and noticeably very nervous about this mad Englishman, in a suit, who's been there 5 mins and already making war jokes, in a confined space, with about 5 them and obviously didn't give a fuuck... TBH that set the tone for my working relationship for the next 3 years with ze germans 😂

 

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I saw two blind blokes having a fight the other day. You should have seen the look on their faces when I shouted " my money's on the one with a knife! "

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