Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 Fukkin hell, Sid! That popped open and I almost choked on my tea! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jetro 5,349 Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 A Lancashire man and a cockney Londoner were seated next to an Yorkshire man on an overseas flight. After a few gins n vodkas n jack daniel's, the men began discussing their home lives. Lancashire man... "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Lancashire man bragged," and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me...." Cockney Londoner... "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the cockney Londoner responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." Yorkshire man... When the Yorkshire man remained silent, the cockney Londoner smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the cockney Londoner arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop luv." 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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