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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

I looked out of my living room window tonight and a saw a black man riding a bike................I thought b@stard that looks just like  mine, so I shot off into the garage to double check..........Ph

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An Englishman is transporting a new Monkey to Dublin zoo and breaks down at the side of the road.

So he is thinking, this monkey will starve if I don’t get it there soon.

Just then Paddy comes driving along and the Englishman waves him down and says “Here is £50, take this Monkey to Dublin zoo”

So they get the monkey into Paddy’s van and off he drives.

3 hours later the Englishman is still waiting for the AA and all of sudden he sees Paddy driving back the other way with the Monkey still in the back of his van.

So he waves him down and says “Oi I thought I gave you £50 to take that Monkey to the f***ing zoo” and Paddy says “I did but I had a bit left over and thought we may get to the pictures before they shut !” 

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