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23 hours ago, Bush Rummager said:

I listen to some proper heavy shit theses days Ted... Dying fetus.. Cannibal Corpse.. ect..

I'll probably be out bird spotting in the morning though!!

My mrs can't weigh me up!!πŸ˜‚

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Cannibal corpse... that's some hard shit right there πŸ˜‚

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4 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Cannibal corpse... that's some hard shit right there πŸ˜‚

F**k yes my friend!!πŸ˜‚

Absolute quality musicians though. So technical.. played at 100mph!!..😁

Seen them play at Rock City twice. I was on the front, grafting away as always. I lookedΒ at their singer/ front man up and down (George Fisher) and he was wearing ex army gear and a t-shirt that looked like it was from pound land... all covered in snot and spunk stains!!Β  I gave him a pat when he jumped on the barrier right in front of me.. he was fat as f@ck and wet through with sweat!! His net worth is Β£5 millon. Just a normal bloke doing what he enjoys.. none of that jumped up shit or bling... Big respect from me!!.. πŸ‘

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27 minutes ago, Bush Rummager said:

F**k yes my friend!!πŸ˜‚

Absolute quality musicians though. So technical.. played at 100mph!!..😁

Seen them play at Rock City twice. I was on the front, grafting away as always. I lookedΒ at their singer/ front man up and down (George Fisher) and he was wearing ex army gear and a t-shirt that looked like it was from pound land... all covered in snot and spunk stains!!Β  I gave him a pat when he jumped on the barrier right in front of me.. he was fat as f@ck and wet through with sweat!! His net worth is Β£5 millon. Just a normal bloke doing what he enjoys.. none of that jumped up shit or bling... Big respect from me!!.. πŸ‘

I think I the first time I heard them, was on that Jim Carey film Ace Ventura 🀣🀣🀣 listened to them for a few years and then thought nah! πŸ˜‚ thrash and death metal is some fuucked up shit...

Do you also f**k virgin goats and then sacrifice them? πŸ˜‹

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31 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I think I the first time I heard them, was on that Jim Carey film Ace Ventura 🀣🀣🀣 listened to them for a few years and then thought nah! πŸ˜‚ thrash and death metal is some fuucked up shit...

Do you also f**k virgin goats and then sacrifice them? πŸ˜‹

Used to love slip knot wait n bleed πŸ˜‚

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22 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I think I the first time I heard them, was on that Jim Carey film Ace Ventura 🀣🀣🀣 listened to them for a few years and then thought nah! πŸ˜‚ thrash and death metal is some fuucked up shit...

Do you also f**k virgin goats and then sacrifice them? πŸ˜‹

πŸ˜‚.. yes mate, Old Jim likes his thrash/ death metal!! I suppose it is an acquired taste yo be honest. My mrs and 2 daughters don't get it. They actually watch movies with way more gore, murders and weird shit going on than whats written about in the stuff i listen to. They play it out in movies.. my boys play it out in music. Same thing!!

It's a nice release for me to be honest.. and I'm just a normal respectfulΒ Β 43 year old family man!!

P.s.. i haven't boned out any virgin goates since i was last in Snowdonia 3 years ago!!..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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2 minutes ago, Bush Rummager said:

πŸ˜‚.. yes mate, Old Jim likes his thrash/ death metal!! I suppose it is an acquired taste yo be honest. My mrs and 2 daughters don't get it. They actually watch movies with way more gore, murders and weird shit going on than whats written about in the stuff i listen to. They play it out in movies.. my boys play it out in music. Same thing!!

It's a nice release for me to be honest.. and I'm just a normal respectfulΒ Β 43 year old family man!!

P.s.. i haven't boned out any virgin goates since i was last in Snowdonia 3 years ago!!..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Still.. don't tell the Welsh you've been at their wives (sheep dress as goats over there to avoid being violated ;) )

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11 minutes ago, mushroom said:

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Still.. don't tell the Welsh you've been at their wives (sheep dress as goats over there to avoid being violated ;) )

I've probably got a few sprogs dotted about over in the land of the red dragon..

I'm fairly hard Mush... i eat pot noodles raw!!.πŸ˜‚

Are you doing the Scarfell jobby?? be nice to meet you mate..πŸ‘

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34 minutes ago, Bush Rummager said:

I've probably got a few sprogs dotted about over in the land of the red dragon..

I'm fairly hard Mush... i eat pot noodles raw!!.πŸ˜‚

Are you doing the Scarfell jobby?? be nice to meet you mate..πŸ‘

Not now I'm not πŸ˜‚

Once ate a pack of them Chinese noodles raw, for a bet.... never again. That shit was pain! I couldn't walk or do anything but cry 🀣

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Don’t mind a bit of metal myself ,Β 

sepultura , machine head is about as far down the tube I go though .Β 

A close friend of mine is into Scandinavian black metal , when I come out Of his IΒ feel as if I’m about to be an extra in a serial killer movie .Β Β 

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