reaper6 83 Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 There is a old girl in our village who is as fit as fluck.......i started to give her a bit of chat the other night in the pub and found out her age ..she was 69..but honestly guys she dont look it...slim figeur and big nice tits..... so i starts giving her the chat and buying her drinks and we where getting on great.. a bit later on she asks me if i" have ever had a sportsmans double"...no i replied" i dont know what you mean"......she says "you know sex with a mother and daughter because your luck is in".......wow i nearly spat out my lager.....then she says" lets go back to my place" I tell you that 5 mile drive back to her place was very very hard if you know what i mean. She opened the door and we went inside i was so worked up and she said " go in the front room and take off your clothes"......well in i went and stripped straight off ... .i heard her go to the bottom of the stairs and shout ..........."MUM ARE YOU AWAKE" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Let's assume you haven't read "Older Women 1" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchers 2,598 Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Let's assume you haven't read "Older Women 1" I haven't but I'm going to look for it now lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 oulder the fiddle the sweeter the tune.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,369 Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) Nothing brave about it,if you're chewing on hair you're not chewing in the right place! No hair on the bits that matter.. they rekon theres fuk knows how many germs/bacteria in a mans beard what the fk lurks in the hairy pie ? Edited January 7, 2016 by green lurchers 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I love a hairy minge. yep...whinn bushes rule. The hair stops it making a seal when she's sat on your face, so you know that no matter how hard she bears down you aren't going to suffocate. Still. Be a good way to go. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Older women the way to go. My missus is 11 years older than me and wouldn't change it for the world. Been out with younger girls when I was younger and they are a pain in the arse, the mother to my daughter is 23 and she's a nightmare. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Nothing brave about it,if you're chewing on hair you're not chewing in the right place! No hair on the bits that matter.. they rekon theres fuk knows how many germs/bacteria in a mans beard what the fk lurks in the hairy pie ?If your worried about things like that aren't you concerned about how close your target area is to that 'other place?' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchers 2,598 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Nothing brave about it,if you're chewing on hair you're not chewing in the right place! No hair on the bits that matter.. they rekon theres fuk knows how many germs/bacteria in a mans beard what the fk lurks in the hairy pie ?If your worried about things like that aren't you concerned about how close your target area is to that 'other place?' Depends which way she is facing but it would be a bad experience if she did one of them Brussel sprouty ones.? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,369 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Nothing brave about it,if you're chewing on hair you're not chewing in the right place! No hair on the bits that matter.. they rekon theres fuk knows how many germs/bacteria in a mans beard what the fk lurks in the hairy pie ?If your worried about things like that aren't you concerned about how close your target area is to that 'other place?' lol its worrying me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,369 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Nothing brave about it,if you're chewing on hair you're not chewing in the right place! No hair on the bits that matter.. they rekon theres fuk knows how many germs/bacteria in a mans beard what the fk lurks in the hairy pie ?If your worried about things like that aren't you concerned about how close your target area is to that 'other place?' Depends which way she is facing but it would be a bad experience if she did one of them Brussel sprouty ones. thats a scarey thought Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchers 2,598 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 I think it would be like something out of the exosist if she did lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackfell 16 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 the only thing wrong with rimming an older gal is having to hold her piles out the way lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Long time ago I used to work with two brothers, the older one Simon, was a big, strong, handsom lad. All shoulders and chiselled model looks and take me to bed charm for the ladies, the type that can dampen lingerie across a crowded half lit dance floor, yet one of the boys too, Simon was good company and loads of fun. By contrast, his brother Billy resembled Plug from The Bash Street Kids. Big, like his brother but ugly and awkward, with all the charm of Alan Partridge, just crass, Billy was a fecking nightmare! So as big brother, Simons attitude was to always try to be Billys wingman when on nights out and i'm damn sure that without big bro, Billy would be desined to be a virgin for the rest of his life... So following one weekend out with his brother, Simon got saddled with this older, much older, greasey haired hag, to which Billy was making headway to her equally minging daughter and this is how Simon told us the tale. "Our Billy is making good ground, cant let him down, so when he tells me its game on and he's goin back to her place, i knew i'm gonna have to man up an tackle the hag thats been makin eyes all night. I makes the effort an she's keen as feck. We go back to the flat an as soon as the door was opened the smell of dog shite near knocked you over. We found out they had two Alsations and after clearing up the shit and locking the dogs in the kitchen, our Billy went to the daughters room an i was left on the couch with the Mother. So I gets past the greasy hair, bad teeth an brown spittle in each corner of her gob and i'm snoggin the face off of the fat cow. I may as well nail it at that point, so i slides me hand round the back and down her kecks. Slip a finger in and knew sommat was amiss! I'm still snoggin it and brings me finger up, opens an eye over my shoulder to take a peek. A cob of shite, sat proud on my middle finger, was the sight that greeted me..." Our mouths dropped open when Simon told us that... "What did you do Si"? We asked. "I just wiped it in the back of her head an carried on", he said. "Couldn't let our Billy down could I"? Brotherly love and older women eh... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) Hahahaha........genuinely cracked me up there bosun :-) Edited January 8, 2016 by Accip74 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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