walshie 2,804 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Think "your mate" needs to stop being so insecure and grow up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,864 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Caring about past partners is a bit weird, IMO. Worried you won't live up to her expectations if she's been with real men? Feck me I agreed with that!!! What you doing for Christmas dinner mate? ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Your getting old.lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antg 1,816 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 ya never miss a slice from a cut loaf. get on with it and buy her the ring Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,437 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Caring about past partners is a bit weird, IMO. Worried you won't live up to her expectations if she's been with real men? Feck me I agreed with that!!! What you doing for Christmas dinner mate? That's it you need to get your wife to lock the booze away til Christmas Eve, you're obviously drinking far too much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Truther 1,579 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 No.it's funny as ..lol c**ts not sure if he's gonna marry her course she's had more than five dicks as he calls it..lol He's looking at it wrong mate.............she's had 5 and left them all, but she's willing to marry him, maybe he's got the biggest dick?........but odds on she's had much bigger..............but i wouldn't mention that to him.......... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,755 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Really? Has he had more than 5 fannys? Bit of double standards if he has... He needs to give his "head" a shake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Back to your butt plug you lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,755 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Back to your butt plug you lol I would but it's been sent to the collection depo 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapperman 476 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 If my misses had only had sex with 5 different men before I met her I would be chuffed to bits!! Unfortunately she screwed half the country 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,682 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Bloody hell thats good for around me so girls here have slept with more than 5 from one group of lads ! Saying that more than 5 in one night lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,830 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Unfortunately she screwed half the country Was you married to maggie thatcher? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
villaman 9,982 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Unfortunately she screwed half the country Was you married to maggie thatcher? She did a lot of things , but never did that !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,830 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Unfortunately she screwed half the country Was you married to maggie thatcher? She did a lot of things , but never did that !! thats not what the miners say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodger 3,590 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 5? Do you mean in the last week or ever?Definitely.. If a lad says 50 it's usually 5 n if a girl says 5 it's usually 50 lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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