trapperman 474 Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 I think it's one person!! Split personality ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 So what do you want a Blue Peter badge ?......i could most likely bake a cake or do the ironing but what would that prove........in the main a bloke likes a bird to be a bird and a bird likes a bloke to be a bloke...........if i caught my ol woman skinning a rabbit or plastering a wall i think id divorce her to be honest ! Haha ain't that the truth. I wonder if the O.P makes love to her husband with a strap on? Lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 If my lass did that, be it Facebook, read my texts or write on here, I'd sack her right off, clear to see who wears the pants in that household, I'm all for equal rights and freedom of speech but that birch wants put on a leash and muzzled Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Is someone getting upset that you are either out with the dogs or on thl by chance? Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,028 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Thank feck t stay myself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Does he want to get an air rifle? Is that the key issue here. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Fox Finder I would well believe that you're more able to do all those things better than your husband. When you mentioned he was watching that Celebrity show his last grain of masculinity disappeared. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigmac 97kt 13,735 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 I think it's one person!! Split personality OR a CROSS DRESSER :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 I can never get my head around ... Your on the couch ... When we first got married we had a daft argument and my missus said your on the couch .. I just laughed at her and explained that I am bigger stronger and harder than she was and how the fukc was she going to get me downstairs to the couch so get into bed or you go on the couch because I ain't leaving my comfy bed ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Does he want to get an air rifle? Is that the key issue here. No because it sounds like he doesn't have trousers to keep the pellets in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,467 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 f***ing pissed me off I am a celebrity now tthe wife thinks she is a Eco warrior and one good thing I am sleeping downstairs I don't mind an argument but one thing come out of this at least I've got a quilt f**k ant and dec whats this argument stuff? Your job is to tell her whats what ,and she should nod in agreement , also to nip this posting on your account stuff in the bud ,you must butt her ,and not one of those sissy glancing header type butts ,, a full on knees bent , back arched ,forehead planted right on her nose type butts, . as you have obviously given the gobby cow to much leeway ,you may have to repeat this treatment for a week or so , but gradually you will find her attitude and behaviour will improve ..glad to have been of help atb 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Was going to say something along the lines of the above comment haha a good back hander should solve it without the need for a headbutt, in my eyes that's last resort..... relax the whole arm, for those of you who do muay thai it's a similar method to a thai kick, generate the power from the hips not the shoulder, concentrate on speed and accuracy and the power should be there, you won't believe what a good back hander can do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,662 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Thats ridiculous theres no need for that.....some people just cant seem to deal with problems without resorting to violence. I find locking a woman in a dark shed for a few days far more productive. Physical scars quickly heal.....mental scars last forever Edited November 23, 2015 by gnasher16 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Do you give her food whilst locked in the shed, or just water? And how long is adequate enough to see marked improvement? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Just don't get pussy whipped from day one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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