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Right lads how many of yous are just lucky I mean does shit just happen too make you very lucky or what I know Iam not I never get any luck at all but every one else full of it got a mate put a pound bet on the other day walked out the bookies with 2 grand there is another a girl I know never worked a day in her life has 5 kids council pay for everything been sponging of the government for years she has just won a 100.000 on a scratch card like what the duck have I got too kick a leprechaun in the balls or something where the f**k is my luck

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I used to work with a lad on the doors that was lucky in finding money,,,this wasn't just an odd time but day in day out,,,this kid would find 100 quid a week,,,one night at work he comes out of the toilets with biggest thickest gold chain some black kid had been wearing ,,,he found it on a hook on the back of the toilet door,,,I can only assume the fella must have put it there to stop it falling down the loo,,,

 

A week or two after this,,,this same doorman found another chain,,on the same hook,,,a smaller one this time...

 

Another night after work,,,we both pulled on to a garage for petrol,,,I went and payed at the night till thing,,,he walks up behind me,,,and pics up a wad of notes,,,they had the card band thing round them you get from banks,,,there was £220 ,,I must have steped over it...

 

f****r never even paid for my fuel,,,doh

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I'm not lucky when it comes to gambling or lottery or owt like that but I've been lucky in life when I've needed it or when it mattered . A couple of sliding door moments where if I had of been unlucky my life would be completely different , so in short I'm a lucky c**t !!

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I had a close mate fall downstairs and broke his neck after a night on the ale only in his 30's

 

Another mate ex commando fittest bloke I ever knew brain hemorage died at 42

 

Luck can go both ways we just be thankful for the life we have :thumbs:

very true that :thumbs: , but I find more so now as ive got older all these fookin niggles ( bad back/knee, hard of hearing , arthritis , nothing to kill you etc but by god do they where you down :yes::yes: . I think even though I am still strong+ fit for my age , and I know there 1000's out there worse than me , I do think why feckin me for .! I could do with bit of luck

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I had a close mate fall downstairs and broke his neck after a night on the ale only in his 30's

 

Another mate ex commando fittest bloke I ever knew brain hemorage died at 42

 

Luck can go both ways we just be thankful for the life we have :thumbs:

very true that :thumbs: , but I find more so now as ive got older all these fookin niggles ( bad back/knee, hard of hearing , arthritis , nothing to kill you etc but by god do they where you down :yes::yes: . I think even though I am still strong+ fit for my age , and I know there 1000's out there worse than me , I do think why feckin me for .! I could do with bit of luck

 

you want to treat yourself to a 21yr old thai bird Raymond, all them massages she will give you you will will 25 again.

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I had a close mate fall downstairs and broke his neck after a night on the ale only in his 30's

 

Another mate ex commando fittest bloke I ever knew brain hemorage died at 42

 

Luck can go both ways we just be thankful for the life we have :thumbs:

very true that :thumbs: , but I find more so now as ive got older all these fookin niggles ( bad back/knee, hard of hearing , arthritis , nothing to kill you etc but by god do they where you down :yes::yes: . I think even though I am still strong+ fit for my age , and I know there 1000's out there worse than me , I do think why feckin me for .! I could do with bit of luck

 

you want to treat yourself to a 21yr old thai bird Raymond, all them massages she will give you you will will 25 again.

 

yeh :thumbs: I soon forget about me aches +pains lol

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