mushroom 14,052 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Saw a guy sat on the nudist beach here one October funny as fuuck, Huge bellt, little dick and he had a fookin poodle with him :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,052 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 I was reading in the he paper the other day about that there was hundreds of naked people doing it and some bloke got a hard on and was asked to leave when I was younger not married I went to a nudists beach by mistake .lol me and my wife to be were on holiday (isle Wight ) . anyway got down to beach and people naked there, my wife to be said well were here now, we got to either get our kit off, or leave .? so thought bloody hell why not,so off it comes , I was ok to start with , just try to chill out. when a young German woman, about mid 40s with 2 daughters about 19 came by us. they took there kit off and and started to rub suntan lotion on there tits , well the daughters Christ were they fit crackin body's . that done it my mrs told me to go in the sea and cool down , I stayed in there most of the time .lol and yet some blokes there were built like donkeys , and never seemed to bother them , they were relaxed lol, maybe there were gay . Been skinny dippy loads of times here with beautiful women/girls, got a stonker once which was a little embarrassing as it brushed/smacked one of the girl's leg Not all guys with donkey dicks are gay :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 I was reading in the he paper the other day about that there was hundreds of naked people doing it and some bloke got a hard on and was asked to leave when I was younger not married I went to a nudists beach by mistake .lol me and my wife to be were on holiday (isle Wight ) . anyway got down to beach and people naked there, my wife to be said well were here now, we got to either get our kit off, or leave .? so thought bloody hell why not,so off it comes , I was ok to start with , just try to chill out. when a young German woman, about mid 40s with 2 daughters about 19 came by us. they took there kit off and and started to rub suntan lotion on there tits , well the daughters Christ were they fit crackin body's . that done it my mrs told me to go in the sea and cool down , I stayed in there most of the time .lol and yet some blokes there were built like donkeys , and never seemed to bother them , they were relaxed lol, maybe there were gay . I reckon it was the donkey dicks that got you excited you dirdy birdy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 no some are just donkeys 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 no some are just donkeys , mind you did see couple old cows there , by the size of there udders , must have back ache carrying them about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Why has a topic with "naked man" in the title had so many views? I clicked on it by mistake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,902 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 That is "Bryan" off here ... 100% Mr Jigsaw, how are you? Hope all is good how do aaron,hope yer well and making a fortune,good to see your still about 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skull Hooker 185 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 I bet he's on his way for a 'Costa'. Drink TEA! He's got something that looks like a penis, only smaller Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,902 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Why has a topic with "naked man" in the title had so many views? I clicked on it by mistake. sure ye did 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAG1980 116 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 "Do you know the mushroom man.. the mushroom man" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Saw a guy sat on the nudist beach here one October funny as fuuck, Huge bellt, little dick and he had a fookin poodle with him :laugh: is this why you got another dog................................... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 f**k I'll bet that saddle stinks! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Saw a guy sat on the nudist beach here one October funny as fuuck, Huge bellt, little dick and he had a fookin poodle with him :laugh: Ssshhhhhhhh 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,052 Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 FLMAO wasn't you this time, the poodle wasn't pink mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 twin theraband gold and a 9.5mm steel would soon have him putting his kecks back on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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