MoChara 1,600 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) i was profusely sick on saturday night i also fell about 6ft off a porch roof...then took the rug off a horse and slept under it in the stables but thats another story this has just gone all bloody in the last hour or two well I hadn't been drinking (I don't drink) but was feeling mighty dodgy before bed last Monday night. Went to bed fella got up for milking around 3-4am which woke me, sat ill till 5am then off I went head in toilet bowl and severely sick for 20mins. Fella didn't come home till 10am when he then noticed a rash all over my face/neck and I was swollen up like a balloon then we saw my eyeballs were all bloody. Off to docs he said, doc tested wee (I know too much info lol) and came back not good. He said bad things about my kidneys rushed to A&E sat 4 hours took blood. Turned out It was some sort of virus attacking kidneys *confusing* But if it hadn't of been fiancée pushing me that morning to go to doctor I'd of not went and it could have been very serious. So moral of story get it checked Ps. Get well soon! Edited March 30, 2015 by MoChara 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sussex Stalker 7 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Ebola... just sit in an empty bath with the shower curtain pulled across and get ye bird to feed ya with a catapult, you'll be right as rain soon. Second that sounds like Ebola. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the big chief 3,099 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 has the horse hit you with its tally waker 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Just to be on the safe side, don't buy any 5-year diaries or long-playing records...... ......serious advice - you're the best judge of your own health, so if you're worried, go and see a doctor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,721 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 subconjunctival hemorrhage 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 once had eyes like a lizard lady from "V" no whites at all had to wear sunglasses for a month Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 If you need to ask personal medical advice on here you might as well roll over and die 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,237 Posted March 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 If you need to ask personal medical advice on here you might as well roll over and die good craic thou eh 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Yes mate was tongue in cheek coment sure your fine lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,600 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 once had eyes like a lizard lady from "V" no whites at all had to wear sunglasses for a month a bloody month.? Uh oh, hope mine goes sooner than that mind you I've had it a week so far. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 I'm no doctor but I would definitely say your fukced ......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 I'm no doctor either PK but the fact you came on here asking for medical advice IMO you need your head examined. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,379 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Astanley knows a good African doctor that will help you out .. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rodp 316 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Get DB to ask Mohammed to bless you, and maybe get you a burka to wear . The burka won't help you but at least it will stop you frightening the local kids 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,190 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 A cup of tea and a sandwich and you'll be grand, grand. Just ask Mrs Doyle from Father Ted. Seriously, 2 paracetamol and a pint of water should clear things up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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