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lurchergrrl

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  1. Here you go Jack, in case you haven't heard these ones yet Personal fav
  2. I LOVE Majestic! Been listening to an up and coming Canadian lass this week - she's got a lovely voice
  3. Cheers Skycat ... so it's obvious then that the rough bitch is a biatch, the terrier is a knob jockey and the whippet is a wet lettuce? :laugh: I love them really lol Found a couple more: Traffic jam And there's always been speculation about what the terrier might be. I think I found the answer: he's a rabbit cross?
  4. Mine know all the routes; if I set off in a certain direction and then pass the usual spot they all put their faces on
  5. They do love the feel of the sand between their toes. Or in the case of the terrier, the sand in his eyes When I'm on the way there and they're in the back of the car, all I have to say is 'shall we play beside the seaside today?' and they spend the rest of the journey whinging and carrying on till I turn into the car park
  6. ....'cause they spent the day doing this :laugh: Blinding day to exercise them at the beach
  7. It's give way over here sugartits. :laugh: .... Or SugarHooters...............whatever you prefer...... big tits is quite sufficient Sugartits, hooters, ta tas, bazooms .... How did my tits become topic of discussion here ... I know it's give way but I've got a friend here from Canada this week and I've slipped back into Canadian lingo You think the chaps are being rude and you mention 'Canadian lingo' - or am I thinking of something that sounds similar.......................??? I think possibly I should just stop talking :laugh:
  8. It's give way over here sugartits. :laugh: .... Or SugarHooters...............whatever you prefer...... big tits is quite sufficient Sugartits, hooters, ta tas, bazooms .... How did my tits become topic of discussion here ... I know it's give way but I've got a friend here from Canada this week and I've slipped back into Canadian lingo
  9. People who tailgate. People who speed - especially on residential roads. Folks who don't seem to know what 'yield' means. Motorbikes snaking up through traffic and suddenly zipping past - pricks! And Audi drivers ... seems like none of them know their cars come with signals.
  10. Red mills gives mine horrible wind and the most rank, sloppy shite
  11. Aw you star, thank you! ... I 'inherited' a budgie from someone yesterday and it's in a wee shoebox of a cage
  12. Would anyone with a preloved membership mind getting me a number for this ad? Please and thank you! http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/109054683/bird-cage-and-stand.html
  13. A reasonable age gap, sure. A few years, say. When the man is older than the woman it's different imo. Personally I would struggle to look at a young lad and think I fancy a go with him. It just ... bleurgh. Makes my toes curl, the very thought. Jesus wept that's too much information!
  14. I don't mean 60+ that is wrong but some women in their 40's look incredible Well I friggin hope so 'cause I'm on the top of that slippery slope lol
  15. So you think 'she' is getting the rough end of the deal?? What!!! Lol I can't wrap my head around what they could possibly have in common. Further I can't understand how he can look at her and think he fancies a ride. I'm 40, I can look at a lad and think phowar, nice looking. But never ever look at one and think 'oh I'd give that a go'. I just don't get what the attraction is for either of them. It doesn't compute for me I guess.
  16. Dude there is older and then OLDER. Massive age gaps like that ... I don't get it at all. Doesn't do anything for me whatsoever.
  17. Well that was my google tutorial for the day!
  18. I am telling you now there is no way on God's green earth I would ever ever ever do that. Honestly the very idea makes me feel green I know a woman who's 45, messing about with a 21 year old lad. It's WRONG!
  19. Coffee should have the sugar and milk in BEFORE the hot water water. I only have half a sugar 'cause I'm minding my figure Tea should have the sugar and bag in, then the water but NEVER the milk before the water. It needs to brew for a bit, which you can speed up by gently stirring the tea bag in the cup so the water flows through it nicely. Squeeze it out against the cup before you take it out. Pour in the milk but only until it clouds up to the surface otherwise it'll be too white. And that's that Doc explains it well, I think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtK_vfp8po8
  20. Aside from the incest, which is repulsive ... as a woman I really can NOT understand how she can think it's ok. Not at all. A couple of years younger, sure ... but that? It's just so gross.
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