No boys, this truly happened. I think from memory the Corps of Engineers had something to do with it. To be fair, we had bacon sarnies, Coca-Cola and a host of other bits that were banned. Indeed, I met my wife when at a function, I did the long run at a table full of food with a pigs head, with an orange in its mouth, at the end. Clearly she thought this was outrageously funny and decided to spend the rest of her days with me. That was in 1982. And still going strong. Jok.