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ditchman

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  1. corned beef salad cream and sliced beetroot ..................come to daddy ..
  2. He will have a heart attack if he's not careful
  3. And spaketh thus "the lord said unto Moses ...Come Forth"....but he came fifth and lost his tobacco money
  4. interesting...cheers for that
  5. you want to come to norfolk ...they stole the chickens on the rounderbout...they had been there for 50 years...shot the swans and geese and netted the carp out of our carp fisheries.....
  6. that looks loverly...
  7. bet he was knackered after that lot.....and not a risk assesment or method statement in sight.....he could have been reported to the BMA.....unliecened operator........shocking
  8. yup ...defo eat that......generally i wont eat anything i cant spell
  9. Try flying SABENA or Air Uganda...............they were real nicker gripers SABENA unfortunatley works out as "such a bloody experience never again".............one of the best airlines i flew on was Air Ethiopia........their planes were old but superbly maintained ....i think when PanAm folded ..alot of engineers went to work for them ..taking their skills with them
  10. take no time at all at wharp factor bollocks and scratch yer klingons....we come in peace shoot to kill
  11. what is Tirimisu.........
  12. very nice apart from the devils gonads
  13. right ...i will tell the truth...normally i shove the sqewers under the grill....but the grill is soooooo slow to heat up ..so i thoght...what if i jack the oven up to 210degs and stick them in....so thats what i did for 20 mins ...which was a bit too long...but sill tasted great........next time i will wrapthem in foil so it will steam them first then turn the oven up and unwrap them to crisp them off............. so that the plan
  14. caramalised Korean.................the burnt stuff is the sugars in the sweet chilli sauce what i made....when you crunched into it ...it was an explosion of tastes
  15. ole Bill Clinton he was good at parting stuff in the oral orrifice...............does that count ?
  16. good thinking batman..........
  17. the root cause of this plane falling out of the sky was gravity
  18. christ on a stick...this moon landing thread has some legs...and a bit of "mission creep"...
  19. that is appalling......especially when you know that scum's back story on a land deal that went nearly tits up and money was owed...and he (aledgely) had some guys do over the bloke in a resteraunt to remind him he owed money...
  20. christ that sounds superb..........defo have a go at that...........long and slow is the trick...feck them airfryers...bloody gay nonsence
  21. Foreign muck today for lunch
  22. white pepper and tom' sauce
  23. must have tomatoe sauce on me scrumbled egg
  24. shhhhhhhhh......the lizard people are watching
  25. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    do you have an old Freemans copy to hand......god i love girdles.....half.... three quarters.... and full.... "my name is Dick..........Dick Twanger..... liecence to thrill"
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