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  1. ditchman

    Potcheen

    my mate from Ohio....usa.......told me about it ...his mrs often does it for him now he lives over here .......im not sure but i think SUBWAY does something similar...
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    Potcheen

    you naughty little tugger...................ive just had tea....chucked a bagette in the oven .....then split it open and put some of that ragu sauce in it and a few flakes of parmesan............christ that was nice
  3. ditchman

    Potcheen

    you will go deaf
  4. you feckin wicked barstard........damn near shat myself laughing
  5. look ...stop prying into my little trips up Bournville Boulevard.of the rich and famous....and i wont tell when you were buggered sensless by Allenby 2...so he sent you home on your exeate walking like johnWayne after a weeks cattle drive
  6. yeah ...didnt want it to smell like Pritti Patels arse
  7. british army camoflage pattern #6.....them begonias are
  8. Italiano............... .....and no dago olives either...or bleedin garlic
  9. ask frank sinatra .....some fecker flew him to the moon...
  10. the dating website i use is called Carbon Dating....
  11. when i was young i thought corned beef was the most boring tasteless rubbish you could ever eat...........now im an ole fart i love it.........but its getting bloody expensive
  12. corned beef salad cream and sliced beetroot ..................come to daddy ..
  13. He will have a heart attack if he's not careful
  14. And spaketh thus "the lord said unto Moses ...Come Forth"....but he came fifth and lost his tobacco money
  15. interesting...cheers for that
  16. you want to come to norfolk ...they stole the chickens on the rounderbout...they had been there for 50 years...shot the swans and geese and netted the carp out of our carp fisheries.....
  17. that looks loverly...
  18. bet he was knackered after that lot.....and not a risk assesment or method statement in sight.....he could have been reported to the BMA.....unliecened operator........shocking
  19. yup ...defo eat that......generally i wont eat anything i cant spell
  20. Try flying SABENA or Air Uganda...............they were real nicker gripers SABENA unfortunatley works out as "such a bloody experience never again".............one of the best airlines i flew on was Air Ethiopia........their planes were old but superbly maintained ....i think when PanAm folded ..alot of engineers went to work for them ..taking their skills with them
  21. take no time at all at wharp factor bollocks and scratch yer klingons....we come in peace shoot to kill
  22. what is Tirimisu.........
  23. very nice apart from the devils gonads
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