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ditchman

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  1. shhhhhhhhh......the lizard people are watching
  2. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    do you have an old Freemans copy to hand......god i love girdles.....half.... three quarters.... and full.... "my name is Dick..........Dick Twanger..... liecence to thrill"
  3. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i love nice tits..................i learned to like them at an early age in the Freemans catalogue.....and i like girdles to....and peep-hole bra's.....and crotchless nickers.....and torn fish net stockings...and cheap perfumn...and thick red lipstick......
  4. nice and simple...what could be better than that
  5. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    errr pot calling the kettle black comes to mind.............errr "sandy crack" your mate is looking for you
  6. is the asparagus pan fried ?
  7. thats what they call the "Tidal version"
  8. looks like a salad day today on here.....
  9. ditchman

    Starmer

    its never been truly revealed the ammount of money lost when the councils started investing in the Icelandic banks and they crashed taking our/councils banked money/reserves........must be in the 100's of millions
  10. ditchman

    Starmer

    i cant believe ive just read that............is that really true or fake news
  11. did the same ....my best foreman was a big 6'6" bloody Zulu....really thick but his hobby was violence.....his name was Ali Samsom....if someone pissed me off i would say to Ali..."hit him".....the reciepient of Ali's attention would be duly applying for a pilots liecence............
  12. last time i heard that song i was in the students common room at Kings Lynn tech ...smoking pot and listening to that great poofter Steven fry rant on about something............. the students common room was littered with fag ends and dozens of plastic coffee cups ............
  13. Jumbyala.....sort of a cross between Jamacian.......Creole....and Spanish Paella.........added some extra hot sauce contained prawns....chicken.....smoked sausage...Holy trinity...chicken stock...plum tomatoes..spring onion
  14. coming soon ...Jamacian/Louisianna conncoction............. sorry my spulling is shit
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    Starmer

    Starmer is a Traitourous idiot.......and that milliband needs to be sectioned....................im not clever enough like the above to complain in an erudit manner.............so i hope you get my drift
  16. interesting ...........never tried that
  17. i spent nearly 20 years working in central africa......there is one saying that is true today and that is "you give something to an African and he will do the following....."if he cant eat he will break it if he cant break it he will feck it...and if he cant feck it he will lose it" i was in engineering..(civil and mech')..........its the only place where my employees broke 2 anvils....now go figure
  18. lovely snap on the forum to-nite im doing Jumbyala tomorrow....yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-----HHHHhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....yeepeee -ki- ahy...muther ******
  19. the egg is crispy on the edges for you...i know you like it like that
  20. if i ate stuff like that i wouldnt need toilet paper.............i would do little fox scats
  21. truck stop food for lunch today.....decent bangers
  22. HHHHHhhahhhahahahhaaaa................good one
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