ditchman
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Everything posted by ditchman
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once i put the lime on the chicken ..it was mouth watering....the chicken was very moist and tender
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dry fried tandorri chicken with stuff...and lime ofcoarse
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i nearly lost a testicle....when you take the beetles out of the pot you put em under a wet sack....then when you have shot your string you sit down with your plastic apron and rubber band the big claw to stop them hurting each other when you put them in the keep chest.....my apron had a slit in from banjoing skate and the bloody great lobby stuck its claw thro the slit and bit down hard on the skin under my jeans on my inner thigh just below my meat and 2 vedge........i have never suffered pain like it.....the lobster claw dosnt stop until its fully closed..........
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in my past youff i worked a season on a lobster boat in N Wales....the undersize lobsters went into a metal bucket on a gas burner....and when cooked we shelled them out wrapped them in brown bread an butter with pepper and vinegar...for breakfast......yum
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lovely food Mack....except for those disgusting anal beads.........
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AWESOME DUDE
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love your cottage pies....my ones always seem to be rubbish so i stopped doing them...its the fillingi cant get right
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what do you think i am ...some sort of feline ,,dracular like, spermicidal maniac ?
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you certainly dont want to be in the same room as me ...im a miserable old git...
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are you lot (including Mel aka Captain spunk dust) saying my cooking is shite ?
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i dont know ask olive !.....or Popeye
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where ?
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whats the problem ? dont you like offal ?
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Bleedin white pepper fer christ sake........................you lot are naught but culinery morons... eerrr why ?
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you utter barstard...
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Lambs liver casserole..got to top up my iron levels....not everyones cup of tea...
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trust me.........would i lie to you ?
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Man food that built the British Empire..... pie...chips...curry sauce...vinegar on the pie ...and couple of rounds of bwead&buttar
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very nice ..i like that
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something i learned from the Hamster meister........"the Tipton Turd burgler"
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i shall post some proper food today...food that makes a man.....none of this foreign muck and rank olive pictures.....olive oil is good for one thing and that is in the medicine cabinate for the use of problems in the ear..departent.......and for use when one has a dry anus
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did you teach your boy to talk dirty......he's a bit of an oligist aint he......
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you are a whore............you should be stuffed with Andrews liver salts for your trangressions
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looks loverly ...just so nice and simple and quality cooked ingredients....love the stuff you guys put up..
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looks very nice apart from the green testicles.......dont be sad Mack you cant help being strange....Mel will be along shortly to bum you up
