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ditchman

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  1. Bang goes his Nobel peace prize
  2. and then the govt will tax you accordingly to your results......the govt's are not known for being altruistic..........other agencies wil also have access to this data..........it will screw uo your whole life
  3. did you tell him you ate olives and advercado............you dirty bugger
  4. feck me if i drunk that i would apply for a job with Mc Alpines ...fecking shotcreting
  5. chewing and eating tobacco works well for worms and internal paracites
  6. proberly my favorte sandwich............also makes a superb salad with cold new pots etc.... i also make a smoked haddock in milk pie topped off with crab and mash potatoe and a bit of cheese then under the grill to crisp up.....
  7. i like homemade greengage jam..............
  8. that looks loverly....i allow myself one of those twice a mth..........
  9. is it like the MOAB they used trying to flush out Asda Bin-liner in the old days ?
  10. House of the dragon season 2 Ando season 1 ......season 2 coming Dune 2 yeah i know im sad
  11. tell you what MACKEM....................feck yer olives ...i bet you like bloody advocado an all.....thats queer food that is.....turns yer sperm into yoghurt
  12. "does not DIRECTLY "..................soooo indirectly ????
  13. i dont believe im reading.this....im surprised MACKEM hasnt chipped in with a few air fryer recepes
  14. How do i know if i have paracites..............??? apart from having a tapeworm hanging out of ones anus ?
  15. Ukraine get their's off QVC
  16. ask Doctor Mel3 he is a nemetode scientist...and top advisor on all rectal anomolies
  17. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    well said.............Labour dont like pubs as the are a hotbed of revolution......aka the english civil war was hatched in the pubs in Great yarmouth
  18. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    you stick to your hampsters and andrews liver salts......not only will that mellow YOU out ...it will clean you out an' all
  19. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Giles Brandrath.....arse sucking paracite Paul Burrell...........total and utter lieing guttersnipe Gaurdian readers...do i need to say more HIGNFY..................champagne commies god im full of hate/s
  20. QUESTION is the RNLI funded indirectly or directly in whole or part of thereof for their work in supplimenting border force boats in picking up migrants...........
  21. ditchman

    Potcheen

    my mate from Ohio....usa.......told me about it ...his mrs often does it for him now he lives over here .......im not sure but i think SUBWAY does something similar...
  22. ditchman

    Potcheen

    you naughty little tugger...................ive just had tea....chucked a bagette in the oven .....then split it open and put some of that ragu sauce in it and a few flakes of parmesan............christ that was nice
  23. ditchman

    Potcheen

    you will go deaf
  24. you feckin wicked barstard........damn near shat myself laughing
  25. look ...stop prying into my little trips up Bournville Boulevard.of the rich and famous....and i wont tell when you were buggered sensless by Allenby 2...so he sent you home on your exeate walking like johnWayne after a weeks cattle drive
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