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ditchman

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  1. you need to buy a tongue scraper...........then you will be fine.....watch out for the thrush
  2. chicken madras with sweet potatoe and a boiled egg and loads of spinach
  3. you can never have too much dog shit......
  4. it comes and it goes
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    Pet hates.

    Joanna Lumley..............she is rank...she has a voice like liquid diarohea
  6. good god .....................has the 2nd world war ended yet ?
  7. this is on my bucket list.....i have seen this on here a couple of times...its time i did one myself
  8. cooorrrr i could give all em women one...........all my favourite women in one boat ...it must be xmas.......shame they have missed out Greta thumberge...............and my latest conquest jane macdonald
  9. she looks like my girlfriend Greta Thunberge ....who is feckin georgeous....mis guided but geogeous
  10. nothing like a full sac this time of the year
  11. the greatest lie on earth......"i promise not to cum in your mouth"
  12. thats our Mel ...always thinking of others
  13. It always seems to be Mel ...to ask these very personal questions...........you would be horrified as to the questions he has asked me in the past
  14. that looks bloody georgeous......i would add a bit of colmans mustard to that
  15. it might upset his insides ...a sudden change of diet...........get plenty of Fabreeze in .....that will cope with "the brown steam"
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