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  1. mel b
    You don't want to do a swap do you stav ?. Mine usually gets asked for a pension book as ID. She'd be perfect for you mate , as she can't cook worth a wank either .
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    I'm a relative newcomer to the delights of the pheasant and black pudding combination . They go together absolutely fantastically well mate . Was it a homemade pie ?.
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    Stop talking , or you'll just prove him right .
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    Migrants

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    Yep, native Europeans are being replaced .
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    It's deliberate. It just f***ing has to be . No f****r on God's green earth is stupid enough to do something like that accidentally.
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    Stop it , you're just making him hornier. I bet he's tugging himself around the bedroom like a f***ing maniac now .
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    He'd lick it like a big dirty toffee apple .
  9. mel b
    Yeah yeah , you'd be licking it like a jack Russell with a yoghurt pot .
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    Chemotherapy

    mel b replied to dytkos's topic in General Talk

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    It's delicious , but it's definitely heartburn territory mate.
  13. mel b
    Well. It all started one night, when an opium fuelled ditchman was walking through the graveyard , on his way to see queen Victoria.
  14. mel b
    Well to be honest , he's not that bothered about a pulse .
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    I absolutely love chorizo fried with potato .
  16. mel b
    I always try my best for you mate .
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    Thumbstick

    mel b replied to oxo's topic in General Talk

    I stand up straight , bend my elbow to 90 degrees , then add two inches , as it feels more natural. I always use my right arm , as its stronger . If I was walking very steep hills, then I'd use two sticks.
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    After due consideration, I've come to the conclusion, that I'd vote for zippy , before I'd vote for starmer .
  20. mel b
    Yep. Old zippy was one of the great thinkers of our time mate.
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    Is that real ?. I saw it earlier but I thought it was just clickbait.
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    Chemotherapy

    mel b replied to dytkos's topic in General Talk

    I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you brother
  24. mel b
    We get the odd dominant bird at the woodland. They always get the good news first .
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    We have pheasants that will feed from your hand at the end of the shooting season , but pheasants are pretty thick , and soon become tame when nobody is shooting at them , but wild birds are usually a lot smarter . When we fill the wild bird feeders at the woodland, the birds will sit within touching distance , and wait patiently , but no matter how much time weve spent trying , they'll never come to your hand.
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