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mel b

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  1. A man after my own heart . I'll have them on the phone for hours .
  2. He's too tight to buy something to stick his little pecker in . He'd just pick up a roadkill rabbit or something .
  3. Sorry juke . I didn't realise that it was a relationship of the spirit mate , and you hardly look at her big jugs at all .
  4. So you're into fat indian birds with big tits then juke ?. Can't say I blame you mate . I can still remember the Asian babes mags from the 1980s .
  5. You gotta love those classy spoons birds
  6. That's one of those things that looks really simple , and really really tasty .
  7. Don't worry Keith, we're all right behind you , and praying for the good lord to take you now mate .
  8. I'm not honestly sure mush, but I think the bumper harvest has been down to the dry summer. I tend to just look out of the window for my weather reports . And so far, it's been 100% correct .
  9. You're just taking all the fun out of hospital visits juke . My favourite is the obligatory junkie , handcuffed to two coppers , outside A+E.
  10. Spent most of yesterday making pheasant jerky , and my mrs made roast hazelnut flapjack . The hazelnuts came from my woodland ( bumper crop this year), and has a layer of dark chocolate. The pheasants also came from my woodland, and the jerky was made using a spiced tandoori mix ( added to my usual cure). I wish that id added a bit of food colouring to the jerky , but both are delicious , and I've made enough jerky to last until next year.
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    Ian Watkins

    He was a real sick and twisted c**t Walt. Dead is the very best way for him mate.
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    Good

    A very satisfying turn of events
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    Scammed

    I had exactly the same thing dude. Some fat scruffy bird was using my place to register her phone, car , sky etc. I reported it to the police , but they said its my own fault for marrying her
  14. No , he's me replying to himself
  15. Feck . I started laughing at it , then I thought about it , and I started retching at it
  16. Dey eat da poo poo .
  17. He's got the makings of a decent salad there
  18. Don't worry wilf , it was just your inner homo , trying to fight it's way out of the closet .
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