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abarrett

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  1. I'm with you on the telly shouting I watched it last week 18 hours rubbing sticks together to make a fire Did no one think to ask the bloke with the big thick glasses for a 2 minute lend Considering it was about 40 degrees in the blazing sunshine
  2. bet your life who ever rang you up didn't want a tin of tackto to catch rats This stuff gets used in place of the old bird lime get a bit on a stick put it round the tops of the plant The target birds are feeding on the little birds stick to it This is why it's not sold any longer
  3. Looking for the missing ingredient for the special bait
  4. Good thing about living in a car When the grass needs cutting MOVE lol
  5. She wants to see me naked weeding if she wants to feel better
  6. I worry that the groups that target our lads in uniform Might have a change of plan and go after lads wearing REALTREE
  7. abarrett

    Rspca

    Three times was the same phone call the first two times the call was cut off The last time was when I was told not to make crank calls as it hadn't happened to me.
  8. abarrett

    Rspca

    Try this give the RSPCA number a ring Tell the operators that you left your dog in the care of a trusted organisation When you went to see the family pet it was shown to you Dead,skinned and in a plastic bag What should I do The operator will say oh my god that's unbelievable I need to take some details who had the dog Then you will be passed on to ten other departments Then told to its an offence to make crank calls Give it ago I have three times
  9. Best thing for these people I think Give them the best food the best medical care get them fit and healthy Take them to hospital harvest every last bit of them that could help someone else What ever is left fire it in with the lions down the local zoo Just my opinion
  10. I don't like sand between my toes but I don't want to look silly wearing shoes So I got these
  11. Answer to the original post On your way to subway stop off at the little white vans at the side of the road Order a bacon and sausage sandwich on thick crusty bread with butter and brown sauce A strong cup of tea with two sugars While you wait for your food you can get a good conversation in the queens English Now where was it you where going
  12. Why don't you get on with it I've got the exact same rifle I have tried loads of other stuff and this is by far the best Fast fill- it won't allow multiple pellets to be loaded -no bolt to work- safety easily worked- charge regulated so first and last shot are the same power- The only thing with mine is I wish I had 22 not 177 You should get exactly what you want for that rifle Good luck
  13. I hope all goes well I can just hear the phone call to Samsung I wonder if you can help my phone isn't working Oh what seems to be the problem We'll after a trip to b&q I strapped it to the top of a 308 and now it's stopped working !! Great invention make some more put um on eBay I would give it a go
  14. And me I had 12 pair of Russian cold weather green long wool socks Paid £25 I do believe you get what you pay for but gave them a punt Fantastic they need a wash first to soften them best socks iv had for ages Got them of eBay
  15. Post the email address for the chief executive of Greenwich council you can get this off their web site Asking everyone to email their disappointment Also the local councillor might be helpfull if he got the same emails Worth a try
  16. St Edmonds day sounds great to me Put swap shop on all day to celebrate
  17. You can get a brand new hatsan 3 shot for £200 You can join the hatsan owners club it's for people who don't like to hear gun shots Or you can get a second hand one for a cup of tea and a hand shake Don't do your dolla on a hatsan , escort they are shite
  18. Happy st George's day for tomorrow
  19. How simple a solution is that They would only need to be on the licence for a month or two and jobs a gud un
  20. Don't give up on it look at it as a challenge Every time you do manage to get a shot out of it it's like ya first kiss I think we should start the hatsan self help group Hello my names andy and I have an hatsan
  21. Part ex a hatsan All you will get for it is a sympathetic smile You got more chance of shifting a second hand vibrator
  22. Shoot um pluck um Chuck some feathers on the coppers lawn and blame the foxes Then chuck some fox shite on his door step You might get another job to clear the fox for him Or chuck a sandal on on his lawn n blame Abdul
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