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Everything posted by abarrett
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I brought the hatsan escort from the shooting show about 3 years ago What a pain in the arse it is Clean it and it miss fires until you can get half a dozen shots off It won't even entertain a cartridge less than 32 grams I keep putting up with it because when it runs I love it Can't really complain for £230 you get what you pay for Bonus is if you see your arse with it and chuck it over the hedge it won't get any worse
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I took a pair of lowa in to the cobblers they couldn't do anything for the sole because it's a single piece sole The boots are in good condition and fit like slippers so I wanted to carry on with them until the new ones wore in The repair was crap There are a couple of firms I found off google that repair them but they are the same price as sending them back to lowa A full sole new bump strip and any hooks that need changing come back like new £ 60 plus pp If you only had them Xmas the warranty will still be good
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Have you noticed how times have changed It wasn't that long ago we used to eat in the house and shite outside Now we are shiteing inside and eating outside Who came up with that idea
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Where's that bloody fox gone
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Why are afganistan wedding cakes made of shite To keep the flys off the bride
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Bloke joins the foreign legion after a week he goes to his Sargent and asks what they do round here for a shag The Sargent points to a shed and tells him there is a camel inside Next night the Sargent opens the shed door to find the bloke ball deep in the camel To which the Sargent say for the love of god man why don't you ride it in to town like every one else
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I have worked in pest control for the last 17 years Before that 11 years as a butcher
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Shame on you
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I know an old boy that keeps a few cages in his horse paddock he puts horse mix in the cage and a hand full of What looks like shredded beet catches no end
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Mole Trapped More Permission Aquired
abarrett replied to MR TEA POT's topic in Snaring, Trapping & Pest Control
Have a look at molecat on you tube It uses a 22 blank that shoots the mole in the face when the trigger plate is pushed Where will it end -
You might remember 8 p crisps But do you remember this chap n his dog getting ready for a night on the lamp
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Money saving tip Use both sides of the bog roll
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I was driving down the road with my 5 year old in the car We where behind a bin wagon when all of a sudden a bloody great dildo flew out of the bin wagon And hit the windscreen My little un said what was that I said it's ok it was a fly My god she says did you see the size of the cock on it
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I wouldn't worry to much about that little thing But WHERE IS ITS MOM N DAD
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Isssssss a no rat Isssssss a hamster
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I have permission on a farm that has over 1000 acres at the time I had a restricted ticket I wanted to shoot a 22 in a pit hole just to practice as I was new to fire arms The land had been shot over before but only by lads with open tickets The chap turns up to inspect the land and insists the farmer drive him in the landrover all around The headland of the farm . He was there over 2 hours . It's a farm surrounded by farms with no public foot paths I do think they come up with the stupidest things I also wonder if they have got a stupidest restriction competition
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Congratulations best wishes to you all
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Old folk do like a bit of fun
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Q. What's 6 inches long and starts with a p ???? A. ........................ A shit
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Q. How many teeth does a cat have Q. How many feet has a chicken got Answer the questions then work out if you know more about cock than you do pussy
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I was walking down the street the other day And slipped in some dog shite A few minutes later some bloke did exactly the same I said hay mate I just did that He punched me in the face and called me a dirty b#####d
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Next time you do a good fart in the car Say I can smell pop corn Then watch every body have a right good sniff Very satisfying
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Boy rings 999 and says I need your help 999. All right what is it Boy. Two girls are fighting over me 999. So what's your emergency Boy. The big fat ugly one is winning
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Afgan goes into a pub with a pig under his arm Barman asks where did you get that dirty stinking thing from ??? Pig says I won him in a raffle
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Can you see Jesus No stopping me now
