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abarrett

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  1. Now your talking there is the best investment It also may cause blindness and repetitive strain injury Then you can get claim in Win win
  2. On the application it asks what you want it for no where does it say how many I have got fox on my ticket and I have never been asked to prove there is fox on any of the land You can apply for an fac to shoot tin cans if you tell them that's what you want to do with it As long as the land is safe for the bullet it won't be a problem You might struggle to get a straight answer on here the problem is their brothers and their dads are the same bloke That's just a thought or they might be playing with ya
  3. She would be no good at fighting But if there is a dog sunbathing contest I've got a champ
  4. They don't care what the rabbit population is as long as the ground is safe And it's not built up all round it If your surrounded by houses you might struggle
  5. If you buy into a company then sell it you will be stung for business or capital gains tax Buy a gold bar insure it get a mate to give you a good shoeing say you've been mugged gold bar + insurance Happy happy happy
  6. Glad we are back on road rage the topic turned to blokes with big muscles I had to check the topic I thought I was on pink cockatoo section To prevent getting involved in road rage you just need to remember if you are near a BMW Expect the unexpected these cars cost a lot of money but the design fault is The indicators and the mirrors DONT WORK
  7. it gets stolen every day by politicians, not to mention banks. big buisnesses con the state out of billions. nah you refuse jobs persistantly then yea ok, force them back into work. but to make folk without a job or off sick. Thats not right. better hope u dont fall on hard times mate. You will picking dog shit bags out of trees with shoplifters, smackheads and burglars lol I have done worse jobs I can hand on heart say there are very few jobs that don't involve gay acts or religion that I won't do Now dog shite up trees you might be on to winner there I bet the local councils will
  8. Why not you can't expect someone to give you money for nothing Where else does that happen It doesn't that money is tax payers money and I for one don't think it should be given away When I get a tax bill to pay I feel it along with the bill comes a letter saying pay this or you can get fined or jail I have earned that money only for it to be given away for no return I'm sorry but in my view You don't get if you don't give
  9. I don't think making new knocker boxes would be very profitable I only know 1 person with a mk2 box never mind a 4 But I do know 2 dozen lads with mk1 boxes I've got 5 mk1 knocker boxes my self Had a run finding them in lads garages that had packed in and the right money so had to have them TV repair men can fix them they only work on radio waves
  10. You can make some o/u fire both barrels with a very light pull on the trigger or a half pull I had a baikal that if I set the top barrel to fire first then a slow pull they would both go I could do this 9 out of 10 times I had it serviced and the fore end tightened before I gave it a mate And it had no problems just one of them If the trigger was pulled crisp single shot every time
  11. I wasn't saying force the kids to do it Give them the choice to do something they are even slightly interested in and offer more than dole money Until something better comes along If they don't want to be bothered then these ones get the shite jobs paid at minimum wage rate Upto the value of there dole at least tax payers get something for there hard earned Give them the chance to try something At least then if nothing else they can come on here and join in the Worst job I ever had thread I've got 2 girls there options are get what they need for a job they choose then try Work fo
  12. Go to Edgar brothers and buy 60.000 brand new hatsans Down side you might get locked up for being as mad as a March hare
  13. Hitman Looked on line can't find a price list If that fails spend it on drink and dirty women What's left just waste
  14. You can't just take it out and move it goods or receipts will be asked for to prove you haven't just hid it to stop her getting a share Go to your local bookmakers and collect every loosing ticket you can find for a month or two draw the money out bit by bit Any questions get asked produce the loosing betting slips With a sad look on your face explane due to the sad break up of the relationship you took to gambling And wasn't very lucky
  15. But aren't those peoples livelyhoods? I was thinking as well as not instead of
  16. Stand together and what You have a passion ,past time what ever you want to call it that can't be explained to anyone that doesn't understand what you do and why you do it Unfortunately the very next time some knob head does something stupid involving a working breed of dog You lads that own and work these type of dog will again be tarred with the same brush I can't see what you can do to stop this only Keep your heads down and crack on
  17. When are pumpkins in season
  18. National service doesn't have to be with the forces leave that to the people who choose to join There is no one better for a job than some one who wants to do it National service could be anything that simply serves the nation Hospital work Street cleaning Gardening for old folk Clearing canals Checking wagons on the borders The list is endless
  19. Couple tins of wet cat meat flick it about where you want her sit and wait We have done it a couple of times she will smell it a long way off When she gets on it she will spend enough time picking up the bits For you to get a shot Good luck
  20. Me and the mrs wanted to join the local church so we went to see the vicar When we got there 2 other couples had the same idea Vicar says we can all join if we can do without sex for 2 weeks 2 weeks later we all went back to see how we all got on Couple 1 no problem they where in Couple 2 said they where very tempted towards the end of week 2 but managed to do without they where in Came to our turn I said we made it to the last day when I saw the mrs bending over the freezer getting some peas I couldn't hold back lifted her frock and got stuck in Your band f
  21. I'm in Spain on me hols I'm lay on the bed just got back from the Chinese I'm fuller than a fat girls shoe Reading these and avin a chuckle Ain't life great
  22. Every word true But still I wouldn't change this job for anything Last year my company was 100% compliant with the bpca and killgerm training 5 months in we are now only 45% Everyday a new ticket everyone you must have The tickets we got years ago are no longer recognised we need to retake them because they have a new name Would you believe of all things I passed a mole trapping course I would struggle to catch a mole if it was in a bucket but I still got a ticket saying I couldn't be any better at it Practical exams that's what's needed you can't do pest cont
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