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    That's all well and good, Paulus, but answer me this.................... What the f**k are you talking about? You been at the funny fags again?
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    I heard that calls and e-mails are screened for key words or phrases. Apparently, if you send an e-mail containing 'al-Qaeda', 'home-made explosive' and similar phrases, immediately followed by a completely 'innocent' message (to the same person), the second message arrives first, because the 'suspicious' first message has been screened and intercepted. I can imagine that somewhere like GCHQ has this capability, but how would they track me down and disrupt my commu
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    Aye she's right. If you had been North you would have made your own from some offcuts, a pallet, horsehair and chicken wire We used to dream of furniture made out of pallets........................
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    That's cleared that up, Paulus ! So, let's see if I've got this right..................... If I dig up 1,000 hash browns, a sick miner will exchange them for some chips (not those McCain ones, I hope!), which I put in my wallet (messy!) but if I don't want to dig up hash browns on my own, I can have a game of pool instead. No?
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    No word of a lie, this. I was visiting my old Mum and my sisters in Nottingham yesterday. I mentioned that we'd bought a new sofa, and Mum asked where from. "Ikea", I said. "Ooh", she replied "get him, with his soft Southern ways!" (I moved to MK 6months ago !)
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    When it's REALLY cold, we wear TWO T-shirts ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP4xuPbZ4Ic
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    More of a slow walk than a run lol, still my best shot yet! Ive tried on lamped pheasant when they do eventually fly off, but they are fast as fook when they set off. Wont stop me trying though, ive just bought a new ttf tube shooter from phil on the ssf with a wide fork gap, so i will be able to get a nice big sight picture, maybe then i might be able to put a flying pheasant away. Ive done an ariel shot on a pigeon but it was blinded with the lamp and was more hovering than flying Was this at night? you naughty boy ! Yes but it was on my week holiday in a county where its allowe
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    Our kids are too old to be 'kids' now, so most of our spending goes on the grandkids these days. Wife's bought me a new pair of walking boots (on sale in September - bargain!) and I've got her some PJ's and celebrity chef cook books (she's baking mad!). Oh, the romance of it ! At our time of life, you've got everything you need, and prezzie-buying gets harder each year !
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    Should be a good watch - unusual fighting style, but a big heart and a granite jaw!
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    We've got 4 little JRT X's - the smallest is 1.4kg, the biggest about 4kg -all fully grown. They're not workers but, as a pack, they are absolutely fearless and will chase anything that moves - right little f***ers! Don't judge a dog by it's size, mate!!
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    More of a slow walk than a run lol, still my best shot yet! Ive tried on lamped pheasant when they do eventually fly off, but they are fast as fook when they set off. Wont stop me trying though, ive just bought a new ttf tube shooter from phil on the ssf with a wide fork gap, so i will be able to get a nice big sight picture, maybe then i might be able to put a flying pheasant away. Ive done an ariel shot on a pigeon but it was blinded with the lamp and was more hovering than flying Was this at night? you naughty boy !
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    Night security at a (deserted) shopping centre - that was pretty lacklustre, but my worst was at a plastic bottle manufacturer's. Stood at the end of the line, putting plastic bottles onto cardboard trays.fill the tray, put another on top, fill the tray, put another on top..........................................4 days on, 3 days off,12 f***ing hours at a time! The highlight of the shift was finishing an order and changing to a different bottle ! God alone knows how I stuck it for 3 months.....................
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    Choudray reportedly said "We cannot live among the non-Muslims and see this evil take place." Just a shame he didn't stop when he got to "and" !
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    Mate, that has to be the ultimate shot - a running rabbit ! Superbly done, old boy ! (You should try for an in-flight pheasant next ! You could invent a new sport - clay pigeon catty ! Rio 2016 here we come!)
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    Should you be on the road if you need to check if you've been speeding?
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    Christ, I must remember not to stand anywhere near you lot - you're all f***ing jinxed !
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    makes interesting reading but lets attack the unemployed and disabled and maybe nobody will notice the real fraudsters £1.2 billion defrauded? That's nothing - have a read how much goes UNclaimed............... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17139088 Do you ever get the impression we're being lied to..........?
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    I agree, he's a top bloke - I remember his real heyday at Forest - not nicknamed 'Psycho' for nothing ! A 'committed tackler', if there ever was one !
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    Quality GTE !
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    Either way, I don't think he'll show his face again ! He will, they always do. Sadly, I think you're probably right BH, but the lads gotta have some nuts to show up again after the pasting he's had !
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    I remember I called him every name under the sun, told him I was going to smash his puss.......f**k knows what he said I put the phone down.... Ahahahahahaha Lab, been meaning to ask.... in the context of the above, wtf is 'his puss'? Genuinely though, is it some scotch word for face? Aye......'shut yer face' is no as threatening as 'shut yer puss'....lol And who the f**k are you Banter.. Lol that wasnt directed at you lab i was talking about tyson Oh right sorry bud... Lol Shame ! I was having tickets made up for another epic THL punch-up !
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    Either way, I don't think he'll show his face again !
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    Never been on one - city centre was like a war-zone at the best of times at weekends, even back in my younger days, so never really fancied it! Too old for serious pi55-up's these days - anyone going on one, have fun and have a pint for me !
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    Trying to pick up the baton from Kranky? did kranky not like tyson I don't know, but Kranky would probably have fancied his chances........................
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    The time I fought him, he was worried less than a minute into the first round - he thought he'd f***ing killed me !
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