Jump to content

Blackbriar

Donator
  • Content Count

    8,327
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    19

Everything posted by Blackbriar

  1. You obviously don't have the love of Jesus in your heart, Pete !!
  2. Half of it on booze, drugs and loose women - and the other half you just wasted ?
  3. F**k me ! 12 grand ? Don't need any more mates. do you ?
  4. Did you mean 'by myself' ? You make it sound like I get someone to do it for me ! (Mind, if you'd met my first wife, that's not a bad idea !)
  5. You promised pix of the muzzie...............you promised !!
  6. Never heard of the band, but that is, without a doubt, the single most sickening thing I have ever read. I am an opponent of capital punishment, but that report is bringing me round !
  7. I can do both at the same time.............and my Mrs reckons I can't multi-task !!
  8. Welcome to THL, mate ! Have a look round the sections and join in. Hope to see you around. (Cracking little dog BTW)
  9. That's the spirit - just go with it and join in !
  10. Widen your search and the list of incompetent fools grows............ Jeremy Hunt, the Health Minister, has not been a doctor or nurse. Michael Gove, the Education Minister, has never been a teacher. Vince Cable,the Business Secretary, has never owned or run his own business. Philip Hammond, the Defence Secretary, has never served in the Armed Forces. George Osborne,the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has never worked in finance or banking sectors (except his own, which run to many millions of pounds!) Even the Prime Minister himself can only boast of a brief tenur
  11. I'll have no blagging on my manor. Getcha trousers on, sunshine - you're nicked ! Strike a light. It's a fair cop.... and no mistake Now you listen here, young fellow-me-lad, we'll have none of your chirpy Cock-er-ney sparrowness here, by jingo ! Ahm not a cockney. Ahm a Geordie divvent yee knaa. Ah ya gannin' doon the toon an' gettin' arl clarty, lake ? (WTF?) I was going to say 'I came over all Cheryl Cole' , but.......Oooooooh Matron !
  12. My first wife was (is?) a Londoner, and I'm from Nottingham, so when I used to lament that ' My wife just doesn't understand me'...........................
  13. I'll have no blagging on my manor. Getcha trousers on, sunshine - you're nicked ! Strike a light. It's a fair cop.... and no mistake Now you listen here, young fellow-me-lad, we'll have none of your chirpy Cock-er-ney sparrowness here, by jingo !
  14. I'll have no blagging on my manor. Getcha trousers on, sunshine - you're nicked !
  15. " 'Twas in Dublin fair city, where the girls are so pretty, that I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone. As she wheeled her wheelbarrow, through the streets broad and narrow, crying cockles and muscles alive alive-o ! " Begorrah !
  16. Maybe he's a big strong lad ! Each one you make will get batter, Jake, but you always end up with something unique ! Have fun and don't be frightened to ask............. Welcome to 'the club', mate !
  17. A brand name,then ? In all but....er......name ! When you're a millionaire, remember us !
  18. This pointless posturing has to stop ! There's a couple of ways to sort it out...................... 1 - Who's got the biggest dad ? OR 2 - Whose ball is it ? Now FFS grow up, the pair of you !
  19. He's a cracking bloke......(needs to spend a bit more time with his boy, though, if you ask me ! )
  20. Where would we all be, without a laugh....................................? Here ! Reading this.............................. Haven't you 2 got anything better to do ??
  21. I last spoke to my Dad in 1992 - we fell out over something so stupid that I can't even remember what it was ! In 2007, I got a phone call from my youngest sister, telling me that he'd died of a heart attack. What still cuts me up, to this day, is that he died thinking that I hated him. Don't be too quick to burn your bridges, mate ! Whatever happens, best of luck to you both.
  22. Pleased to report that she is much better today ! Going out tomorrow for a short walk, and will build up the distance steadily. My plan is to take her out every other day, and work through any stiffness - I may have rested her for too long, so the next time she goes out the problem returns ? Anyway, your advice is much appreciated, fellas ! Thank you! BB
  23. I hate all this North v South rivalry.......................I'm from the Midlands, so I'm stuck in the middle !! That Del Boy's got a lot to answer for !
×
×
  • Create New...