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Blackbriar

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  1. Next time the good Lady B accuses me of being lazy, I can just tell her "I'm becoming more tolerant !".
  2. I don't drink so I'm no help sorry Cheap night out then!What are you doing tonight gorgeous? I feel a put-down coming on !
  3. See ! It's all in the mind.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3101591/Could-SLEEP-make-racist-Gender-racial-bias-erased-nap-claims-study.html
  4. i swear down if I'd of overheard that - he would have been picking his teeth out his throat cheeky bugger he was eh! Lady B agrees !
  5. You won't go far wrong with a few rescued ex-battery layers, mate. Top layers, docile, fully vaccinated and only a few quid each......
  6. Now, if he'd been taking the meat to a gay wedding....... (Just read that back, and it sounds sooooo wrong !)
  7. Have you been near any giant hogweed? That makes you react to the sun. Or been bitten by a vampire? don't think I've got hogweed but funny you mention that few people thought it was plants that done it... The vampire now I can't answer I don't know its possible What I do know though is it's all your lots fault! Have you got Lleylandi trees ? The good lady BB has a bad reaction on her hands, if she touches them......just a thought.nope but very weird you say that we have been looking into getting conifers to make it more private so may well touched something at garden centres Ffs have y
  8. Have you been near any giant hogweed? That makes you react to the sun. Or been bitten by a vampire? don't think I've got hogweed but funny you mention that few people thought it was plants that done it... The vampire now I can't answer I don't know its possible What I do know though is it's all your lots fault! Have you got Lleylandi trees ? The good lady BB has a bad reaction on her hands, if she touches them......just a thought.nope but very weird you say that we have been looking into getting conifers to make it more private so may well touched something at garden centres And bedx a
  9. Have you been near any giant hogweed? That makes you react to the sun. Or been bitten by a vampire? don't think I've got hogweed but funny you mention that few people thought it was plants that done it... The vampire now I can't answer I don't know its possible What I do know though is it's all your lots fault! Have you got Lleylandi trees ? The good lady BB has a bad reaction on her hands, if she touches them......just a thought. nope but very weird you say that we have been looking into getting conifers to make it more private so may well touched something at garden centres And bed
  10. Asian taxi driver ? Comments urging tolerance ? Who are you people and what have you done with THL ?
  11. Mate, if an anal gland check makes the pill easier to swallow, I reckon you should think about changing your vet !
  12. Have you been near any giant hogweed? That makes you react to the sun. Or been bitten by a vampire? don't think I've got hogweed but funny you mention that few people thought it was plants that done it... The vampire now I can't answer I don't know its possible What I do know though is it's all your lots fault! Have you got Lleylandi trees ? The good lady BB has a bad reaction on her hands, if she touches them......just a thought.
  13. THERE HAS TO BE A SUPPLIER CLOSERTO ME THAN 70-ODD MILES ! SOMEBODY MUST KNOW ONE !
  14. This is the second time they've behaved like ruffians and ne'er-do-wells ! They'll be waking up the old duffers on the back benches at this rate........
  15. I just had a quick read up, and the symptoms of mange are very similar to scabies and pubic lice ! Just between you and me, how does Mrs Remybolt feel about this "I caught it from a fox" explanation ?
  16. Well, it hasn't let me down so far !
  17. Blatter has said that he's been calling for an enquiry for years, and that he ordered this investigation ! And I thought politicians were bent...........!
  18. This is cleary a modern copy. An authentic farmhouse sign would be hanging on baler twine !
  19. What the buggery is the Europa League ? Who is Sam Allardyce ? I thought West Ham played at Upton Park ! Not that I'm out of touch or anything..........
  20. Corruption ? FIFA ? Surely not........ (BREAKING) http://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2015/may/27/fifa-officials-arrested-on-corruption-charges-live
  21. Anyone know a good supplier in or near Milton Keynes ? I currently go to Bulmers (150 mile round trip !), but my mum lives nearby, so two birds with one stone......... Would prfer to use a local supplier, though. Cheers BB
  22. Cut the fork over-size, seal the ends with wax and just leave it hanging in the shed. You need it to try naturally, ideally, but you can use microwaves etc if you're impatient.
  23. The sheepdog ran to the shepherd and said "All in the pen, boss. All 40 of 'em". The shepherd counted the sheep, and said " There's only 37 !" The dog replied "I know, by I rounded them up!" (It's the best maths joke I've got....... I'll get my coat....!)
  24. Rodgers has promised that Liverpool will be in a major European competition next year - even if he has to write the song himself !
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