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  1. low plains drifter
    why not have litter terminated by the vet, then you got the bitch to work the rest of the season, like you said you want and you aint got to piss around with pups The lad has'nt got the heart to have scary mary his retarded old deerhound thing put down, never mind a litter of potentially very useful pups, he's been stowed off with all kinds of hillbillies coming and going to his place at all hours to look at the whippet pups he's just reared, not to mention the plastic gypos pulling up tormenting him to sell his adult dogs, lad cannot even have a set of kennels in his yard with the ja
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    Like a cross between Batman, and One flew over the cuckoo's nest on here, better break some of that vintage out Bob, looks like W. K' S ready to don the leotard, and fill a dozen pages
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    Oh you joker, 150 a pup, you'll have to pay that for a signed photo of old Thunder Guts
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    Accidental mating or not, if these pups turn out half as handy as old Thunder Guts there will be no shortage of fully filled freezers, and action packed days, and nights for potential owners, anyone looking for something to get to the back of them quickly on smaller land, these could be just the ticket
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    Watch you don't stuff yourself mate If you see " fat old man diving for crayfish " in the taxidermy section you know he's bloody got me ..best thing to do when Rob comes round is keep yourself moving .. Or done up as John Wayne mounted atop a twin headed calf
  6. low plains drifter
    Alright there squire, welcome to the jungle we've got fun 'n' games, have a look at the Clulite PLR 500, £45 sheets, and your on your way
  7. low plains drifter
    Sounds like a victim of the natural source shower gel, but not in this case, got old Austen down as a soap dodgeru down as a soap picker upper Do you share your umbrella when it rainsI use your Mrsumbrella I hear she ties a scaffolding plank across your keister to prevent you from going missing
  8. low plains drifter
    Watch you don't stuff yourself mate
  9. low plains drifter
    Sounds like a victim of the natural source shower gel, but not in this case, got old Austen down as a soap dodgeru down as a soap picker upper Do you share your umbrella when it rains
  10. low plains drifter
    Good job they're not white lines, he'd be sporting a solitary nostril
  11. low plains drifter
    Sounds like a victim of the natural source shower gel, but not in this case, got old Austen down as a soap dodger
  12. low plains drifter
    What's the breeding in yours mushroom and dog or bitch might as well tell me how tall too lol Here is my mong, 27ish, coursing bred out of Romeo, the photo says it all really.. just think "the dude" out of big labouski but not as cool Cannot be much fun for him either having a roller blading doyle like yee to contend with
  13. low plains drifter
    That's how I cook them mate, bought an electric slow cooker, used it once, feckin garbage, washed it and took it back to argos lol, cannot beat the old gas oven
  14. low plains drifter
    Tunnock's, and Jacobs stuff, top afternoon tea lines
  15. low plains drifter
    Exterior gloss from wilko's is canny gear
  16. low plains drifter
    Roadwork to bring the muscles up, then mix it with the bike trotting sessions
  17. low plains drifter
    Right, I've printed the tickets, and posters off for THL Royal Rumble, PM me with your addresses, and I'll be round to fair dig you all, followed by long pulls of winter ales etc, and then group hugs allround
  18. low plains drifter
    Don't have a Scooby-Doo do ya soldier, you're definitely out of your Call of Duty comfort zone....What are you waffling on about now ?????What regiment got 5 killed by a bomb near Forkhill? No googling Rambo....Feck knows, but unfortunately your old man wasn't one of them, would of saved us all from the retard that you areYou don't even know where your dick is ya fat little f**k, you wouldn't have the balls to come and say it to my face that I assure you.....Dont get your ex army mate to batter me, he's not called liam Neeson by any chance? I wouldn't waste my time coming to see you for you
  19. low plains drifter
    liar you've never done a tour of kings cross prove it lol How very dare you !!......ill have you know I was deep undercover within the insurgent ranks of those b*****ds from "Shelter".......but I can't really talk about it ! You'll be telling us you had your very own pole and mirror next
  20. low plains drifter
    That would have been Katchum, bet he was sporting a leotard, and carrying a Plr 500
  21. low plains drifter
    Byker
  22. low plains drifter
    Pulled pork ?
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  24. low plains drifter
    Do people still get CJD these days ?
  25. low plains drifter
    Always liked the look of that big dog, where've you been anyway freeze dried, or doing hard time ?
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