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low plains drifter

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  1. Anyone know if the fingers in the sparkle jar are in the freezer aswell ?
  2. It's funny but your comedy timing needs some work What do you suggest, putting that head back to front on a muslim body just for the craic ?
  3. Seagulls have more protection than Geese.Tried eating a gull once,tasted worse than a Shellduck.theres feck all on them gulls I'd rather eat a sparrow ha ha haSparrows are edible.i don't disagree with that but you get more stuck in your teeth then what you'd swallow As kids my grandad learnt us the art of sparrow traps,he learnt it in the east end of London and transferred that knowledge to the fylde.120 spuggies fed a greedy family in the day.bloody hell bet you used to work for faggin aswell ha ha ha Fagin supplied the Gin and Moody sausages
  4. Come round and stand in the cold corner with your aldimeter, I'll film you as I launch plates and other projectiles at you, Acora would'nt get a look in be fecked
  5. They say that after yrs of constant pressure and verbal abuse off dogfox Baw has had sex reassignment surgery for male-to-female. To satisfy dogfoxs extreme sexual urges to destroy baws love tunnel. That's back door Fred for you
  6. He's otherwise engaged getting hosed down after an incident involving sesame seeded shit
  7. Why is Jo riley sporting Baw's avatar ?
  8. That's right, cannot be seen to be standing up for second class native bred citizens
  9. Remember Phil Lloyd on a tv documentary 25 years ago lamping, be good to see something like that again, give anyone interested the chance to see how harmless lurcherwork is when conducted properly
  10. you do know you have posted this on thl dont ya,,,,(sat in paris with a dozen delegates),,,,happens to us lot on here all the time... Wonder if any of them know of anywhere to go wild camping
  11. and dogfox,freddie or dogman would only travel with his mates.check out the thread bare knuckle fight club on page 2.classic in my opinion.You and Ketchup sorted your tiff out now? Back to being lovers I see..... don't start on me otherwise you will be tipped upside down and driven into the floor by your head. Take it easy, owld back door Fred's just been butt splashed by a leotard clad middle age spreading Katchum
  12. Keep your eyes open for a water baby trying to turn deer in a jeep, hear he is running out of diesel, goes by the name of back door Fred
  13. Let Ketchum play with his imaginary pal Fred, keeps him happy for a day or two. Hans plays with Lottie Lottie plays with Fred Fred plays with Willy Willy is happy again
  14. Would'nt imagine fieldsports ever crosses the minds of the majority of the general public, just like the hunting act has nothing in common with wildlife or conservation. Working dogs, ferrets, and falconry are as beneficial to the countryside and it's wildlife as it gets, spraying poisonous chemicals all over cereal crops and the destruction of habitat should be a far more important rural issue to be addressing than something as natural as hunting
  15. Don't you worry about me, seeing as though you're asking I'll see what I can do when I get around to it. On the double fat boy, and I'm not talking jabs here chop chop I'll take my time just like your Saluki soft lad..... Gears and tactics young grasshopper That's what you call it.... Stick with me kid I'll make you a star
  16. Don't you worry about me, seeing as though you're asking I'll see what I can do when I get around to it. On the double fat boy, and I'm not talking jabs here chop chop I'll take my time just like your Saluki soft lad..... Gears and tactics young grasshopper
  17. Don't you worry about me, seeing as though you're asking I'll see what I can do when I get around to it. On the double fat boy, and I'm not talking jabs here chop chop
  18. Think it's the new name for a back to front head transplant
  19. Yes true we are all classed as scum because of a few bad apples every time you listen to the news you have a policeman that knows nothing about dogs and hares saying the hares get ripped apart with dogs well in 55 years I never see a hare ripped apart if you shoot a hare and and do not kill it it will go away and die in a lot of pain if you run a hare it get's away or instant death they need to get facts right before they open there mouths. I know it's ridiculous, who would want to see any animal ripped apart, our dogs are bred to provide meat for the table, competitive coursing is a more mo
  20. I reckon sharing the same name is the only thing they will have in common
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