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  1. low plains drifter
    God love you
  2. low plains drifter
    I remember his saluki dog Brigorn, did you ever see him run TC, or know of anything bred down from him ?
  3. low plains drifter
    Don't allow yourself to be rinsed
  4. low plains drifter
    The Greggs ????
  5. low plains drifter
    Are you getting a lock in at the domino club tonight, or is it still under lock down ?
  6. low plains drifter
    I can imagine you now sporting your varifocals as I take the jam out of your roly poly
  7. low plains drifter
    Had your fill of spotted dick and custard then ?
  8. low plains drifter
    Borderline Plummeresque
  9. low plains drifter
    Fuckun hell, have they just released you from the dungeon of the pink flamingo or what ?
  10. low plains drifter
    You'll get a pint of wormy raw straight from the udder
  11. low plains drifter
    Plenty, 300 is salad days territory in this line of work, there's an owd hairy that has dedicated the last 800 year to perfecting his strain of slinky hedgerow shape shifters
  12. low plains drifter
    He's made a good job of that mate, does he design them himself ?
  13. low plains drifter
    Are you a fur mommy ?
  14. low plains drifter
    Wonder if he's making plans, and only wants what's best for us
  15. low plains drifter
    He might have a spare primus You know ?
  16. low plains drifter
    Fatigue, lassitude, and malaise, high blood pressure, and soap operas
  17. low plains drifter
    Here BH, did you ever get that kagoule of yours sold or what ?
  18. low plains drifter
    Marshmallow man from ghostbusters ?
  19. low plains drifter
    I'm in the mood for dancing , romancing Feel like taking a chance tonight
  20. low plains drifter
    One step beyond What madness eh !
  21. low plains drifter
    He's got more shit than a farmers field
  22. low plains drifter
    You could be right You know ?
  23. low plains drifter
    I wouldn't have the literacy
  24. low plains drifter
    I remember a dog of this breeding that had a condition with vitamin b absorption, don't know how common it is, but it had a drastic effect on performance, not related but I remember a natural athlete type lad who after leaving school adopted the habit of consuming three litres of coke, and a packet of Rennie's per day, had he supped water instead he'd have saved coin, and been spared the discomfort of a distended paunch, and loud eruptions of gas from both ends
  25. low plains drifter
    All that's over my head like a tidal wave, must say I'd like to see the old tradition of donning the Sunday best, and scrubbing the doorstep making a resurgence
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