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  1. low plains drifter
    Mini oven with hot plates
  2. low plains drifter
    The one that's processed out of bakelite will put you in the spirit
  3. low plains drifter
    What if they've been trained by Paul Sykes ?
  4. low plains drifter
    Tainted cod
  5. low plains drifter
    Crown jewels, sport a fanny pack you'll be reet
  6. low plains drifter
    Short possessions, like ankle height wellies ?
  7. low plains drifter
    No, not unless you're a soyboy skinny latte job
  8. low plains drifter
    Did you have sausage meat stuffing ?
  9. low plains drifter
    Eat copious amounts of roast dinner until your increase in weight suffocates you into submission and consequent comatose kip
  10. low plains drifter
    Good stuff mate, did you have any luck locally ?
  11. low plains drifter
    Is that a tax rebate in the footwell mate ?
  12. low plains drifter
    Opt for the neoprene advantage timber pattern, and enter Stealth spear chucker mode
  13. low plains drifter
    The buggers should be confined to the general talk section with their covid and fuel bill sagas
  14. low plains drifter
    Shove the fuckun cause
  15. low plains drifter
    Vegans ?
  16. low plains drifter
    DC's a nak muay Thai, he'll be reet You know ?
  17. low plains drifter
    No Landlord on the shelf
  18. low plains drifter
    All you need to do is agree a very low rate, set up a direct debit then go into hiding
  19. low plains drifter
    And
  20. low plains drifter
    They're crafty critters
  21. low plains drifter
    Don't get them wet Don't expose them to bright light Don't feed them after midnight
  22. low plains drifter
    Walk
  23. low plains drifter
    Proclaimer
  24. low plains drifter
    Blame Woke Wilf
  25. low plains drifter
    Pontybodkin, is that the Hollywood of Wales ?
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