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low plains drifter

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  1. I remember a lad who liked a couple of lagers after work who developed a liking to the nose powder, he perished within the year aged 43
  2. Get on this Slop Skimmer The original Kickboxer Circa 1989 had a scene where Winston Taylor claimed to have been involved in selling heroin for the CIA boys, that part of the scene was removed, JCVD wet the bed that night courtesy of Perrier
  3. Good mate, little bit of storm damage to clear up over the next few months, but it's regenerating nicely with plenty of native Oak, Rowan and Hawthorn,.. Cheers
  4. The energy drink is a misnomer, but it sounds better than stimulant drink
  5. Witness the fringe on this well oiled paraffin
  6. Morning mC HULL, what brings you here at this time kidder?, I pushed through the paper earlier on, gonna get me a box of all bran once I trundle on down to civilization, old truck is in for head gasket repair etc, rinsed my whole years savings kidder
  7. I recall cutting around the corner of Lowdham avenue with my first lurcher circa 1992 with one of the local dossers as a paraffin passed by, do you know him?, One up the bum no harm done
  8. And before any woke mincers comment, they're rugged Northumbrian daffodils, and no you can't buy me a coffee
  9. That's easy for you to say Mandingo, what happens if there's been a monsoon and he slips on the footpath slop, builds up momentum across the land and slip slops slip slops for about thirty mile of fertile loam slip slop slip slop 3XL
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