'Kama Sutra'... waste of time, discovered all those moves by myself. Correction myself and my Mrs.
'The Bible'. It was all about this geezer who got to be reincarnated, whose mum was a virgin and he had a little book where every human being's sins were noted. If you had too many sins you were condemned to everlasting flames when you died. But he loved you? and the book was holy. So I tried praying on it, but the person I was praying for died. So I gave up reading it. Very much overrated.
'Fifty Shades of Grey'.... had a sneaky look at the good bits in a bookshop. Bit weird if you as