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  1. Entitled: "Fuckwits demonstrate surprising ability to endlessly discuss shite on internet".
  2. Gnasher is a bit of a mystery. He reckoned he was the alpha male on here..... distilled masculinity. ( Some members bought it and constantly flashed their arses for him to enter) Maybe he is Mr Macho we don't know. People do tell a lot of lies on the internet. He worked with Lenny Mclean as a bouncer, he could outlift anybody on here, he was an ex pro heavyweight boxer, (but he wouldn't give his name) ex champion arm wrestler. He was very generous. He could go apeshit and then get over himself. Into pitbull fighting (horrible activity in my opinion) and felt offended when women breastfed in t
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    Airbags

    I hope you gave her the back of your hand. Dereliction of duty late dinner.
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    Airbags

    I was driving a Honda Civic. I was def travelling faster than 14 mph and the other driver hit me at fairly high speed. Both cars written off. My airbags def never activated. It was in 99 so no chance of investigation now.
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    Airbags

    I had a similar experience. I was genuinely injured.First thing my GP asked me was whether the airbags had activated.I got the strong impression he was trying to discover whether I was a compensation seeker or genuinely hurt.
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    Porn.

    There's the voice of experience. Did your stitch dissolve or did it have to be snipped off?
  7. Both of those creatures are in serious,serious decline. I love the call of the lapwing , but I have to travel to hear it now. It's a long time since I heard a hedgehog shuffling in a hedgerow too. Very sad.
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    Porn.

    I don't think anal leakage films exist Rusty. Nothing else which tickles your fancy?
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    Porn.

    Sorry, I could post similar stuff every day if you wish..do wonders for your figure.
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    Porn.

    You're welcome. Next time you see a a young girl walking funny, you know why. Seriously, do schoolkids get taught that porn is fantasy and not real ? Do they get taught about cross infection and anal leakage? Time they did .
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    Porn.

    Mrs went to a meeting of old biddies. Its some sort of club where they get together and sometimes have a visiting speaker. Last night there was a speaker talking about her job as a sexual health nurse. I was pulling her leg about it before she went, saying all the old biddies will enjoy being shocked..keep them affronted and muttering for weeks. She said I'm very broad minded, it will take a lot to shock me. So she comes home and is very quiet. Then she spills the beans. Apparently it's not chlamidia queens or pox or hiv which takes up her working day. It's young girls who have weird infection
  12. This was the top story on BBC news. Why?
  13. If they were taken off the protected register and allowed to be killed by farmers and sportsmen, their numbers would reduce dramatically. farmers would protect their financial interests and cull them big time.
  14. I'll boil a few kettles in case we get a power outage in Scotland.
  15. Yep his trusted lieutenants are due to take over. Very sad.
  16. How's it going? You zapped him yet?
  17. Nope complete shitbag. I remember Bob Marley singing in the newly founded Zimbabwe, celebrating the birth of a new free country. Turned out to be a nightmare for people. Mugabe just plundered the country. Think Ive come across that scenrio before somewhere.
  18. I had my ups and downs with him. But he never sulked. Just got on to next post and we either agreed or disagreed, he never seemed to bear a grudge, which is the way it should be.
  19. You are right Accip (I lasted 24 hours by the way) never understood people patronising kids. They are just younger us. Nothing my grandsons like better than 3 generations " man talking" about fishing football etc . I think all this Attention Deficit Disorder is to do with the crash bang wallop of television and computer games. Kids never get a chance to think in silence.
  20. How about the muslim doctors and nurses? The NHS would collapse without them. Do you ask your medics' religions when you receive treatment? Lots of guys on here have posted on the subject of their gratitude toward commonwealth doctors and consultants who have treated themselves and their children. How about muslims who are born British? Do they get kicked out under Blackbriar's "sharia" law? Should we ban all religions in the UK except the Church of England?
  21. I agree mate. The Saudis are the world's biggest terrorist threat. It's they who have brainwashed these ISIS fighters. Let's not forget it was they who were responsible for 9/11. But Bush declared war on Iraq! The Bin Laden family were given permission to fly out of America when every other flight was cancelled across the country. Some cynics say that was because the Bush and Bin Laden families shared oil interests/businesses. But surely the world can't be that corrupt can it. Yes it f****n can.
  22. I think that's illogical mate. Does that mean you feel no gratitude to the descendants of white Christian soldiers because a tiny minority have gone on to commit sex or terrorist crimes? If somebody of whatever creed or colour lays down his life for us they deserve respect.
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