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  1. Outlaw Pete
    Basil; Silver Birch springs to mind ..... But, " Trees "? And how big is 'too big'? Perhaps shrubbery would better suit ye purpose? Which is ....?
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    Correct....wolf was f****n about. Okay. Have it your way. What ever .....
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    But, a wolverine can. So, on that basis, you're saying 'No Dog can beat a Wolverine.'
  4. Outlaw Pete
    I believe it's twelve, in Spain. Islam'll soon level much of the playing field though
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    Let's all talk about Mark Brick. Or some nice, 'Pre Ban' stuff. Mods'll be sweating like Gary Glitter at a primary school gate. Do they suddenly galvanise into action ~ and show they've been reading every f**king page of this ....?
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    Just Archived a load more PM's. What a brilliant way of keeping ye box clear :-)

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    Cheers, Clipo! And isn't that just f**king mind bending?! That's completely off the chart intelligence for an animal like that!
  8. Outlaw Pete
    I s'pose with a dick as small as his, he needed some seriously small hands on it?
  9. Outlaw Pete
    No rabbits available. And I want more than just a slop of guts. In fact, the original recipe calls for diced meat. Again, I just had to go with what I had to hand. I'm in a hurry.
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    Stigger; No, mate. I'm into this new, 'Zen Minimalist' thing, see? Ye set up the whole thing, just like ye had birds. Then, ye just feel their spirits, see? It's pretty cool. Saves all that shit with seed on the floor and the noise
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    I've been talking to some seriously involved guys. They've passed on tips about how to make baits for predators. Today then, I started the first part of this long, and none to clever, process. It kind of starts off vile. Then just gets ever f**king worse! Being of a generous and giving nature, obviously, I decided to share it with you. Step One: We prepare a suitable, meaty base. And, obviously, what pred' can resist mice ....? Here. The end result, rinsed out with a cup of water, looks like this: I have a couple of feral kittens I'd have loved to have added to the mix
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    See? Right there. That's Wrong. " unless you happen to drive into a council estate " ? Yeah. " unless you happen to drive into the suburbs " ? Okay. " unless you happen to drive into the countryside " ? Fine. But; Since when did these immigrants and their endless spawn start conquering chunks of your country. Putting up their flags and proclaiming areas " Little Islam " ? One minute, ye cheering on the nations finest, as they sail off to kick some corned beef merchants off a god forsaken rock no one had previously heard of. Now? It's totally acceptable to refer to "
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    Pete don't f**k about, where his creatures are concerned, mate!
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    Been scratching about here. Desperately trying to move forward in some way, shape or form. Ventilation's good now. Cages are dry and airy. Anything else I'm missing ~ like Food! ~ I could order in, with notice. Rather than have it sitting here, for months, getting stale. But, the light thing's been a mill stone. And there's only one way I know to deal with a mill stone: Get pissed with it. Pick that f**ker up. And smash it! So, f**k all this trawling through google. Cruising innumerable sites. Umming and ahhing over this, that and the other tubes. Lip chewing about delivery.
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    I just took sixteen steps ~ took me seconds, obviously. All my Dogs came with me. Happily milling around me. No leads or cares. I poured myself This beauty. Cost me cents to make it. And wandered back in here with it. Now, the Dogs are all laying, snoozing again, in perfect peace. I'm enjoying simply a better pint than money can buy, in town. I have my computer, and thus you lot, for company. Pub? Call a cab. F**ker will get here when he does. €10.00 / ten minute run into town. No Dogs allowed in the cab. I don't like people around my Dogs anyway. And nor do I like
  16. Outlaw Pete
    How f**king good am I, look? Just had a look at my, comparatively small and select DVD collection ..... Got " The Long Good Friday " there too, naturally
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    Mental, mate. Then, your birds must surely have access to all that mine have. Why then do mine never show any interest in peanuts? Okay. Leave it with me. I'm going to ask around a bit more on this one.
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    Hah! Close!
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    Isn't that the one shown in that World of Fighting Dogs' ~ or what ever it was. Sky blue covered hard back. Called " Vultans Fighting Dog " ? Can't remember the authors name now. 'Dr Se .....sick'. Anyone with a memory will know what I'm on about
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    Mad, mate. I've actually had starlings walking about within feet of my nut baskets. Never even looked sideways at them. Aha! What environment you in? I wonder if, being amidst pasture for as far as the eye can see, mine are finding more natural foods available? And, perhaps, when I lived in an urban environment, my policy of offering fat kept them off the seed / nuts? This is intriguing me. I must get to the bottom of it.
  21. Outlaw Pete
    Of course, Brewz. But, what we should All make a lifes work of now is to roll up to each and any Subway outlet. Smile at the counter staff and say; " Yes, please. Could ye do me a bacon and egg sarnie, please " And, when they say, " Sorry. We don't sell pork products. " Allow that transient look of confused disappointment to flicker across our face. Before smiling brightly again and saying: " Oh? Oh well. Never mind. I'll just go somewhere that does. Thanks anyway "
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    Exactly, Tarqs. Know that, if you go out to knowingly invade another's home and take their shit? Expect to die. Doesn't matter if them being there, unexpectedly with an AK47. Or if it's after a Jury proclaims you a c***. Expect to die. Or else f**king behave yeself in the first place.
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    What is the world coming to? No Bob Hoskins in it ....?
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    So, he didn't die comfortably? So what? He blew a young womans guts out and watched her being buried alive. Ye think she went out on a soft, fluffy cloud? F**k him.
  25. Outlaw Pete
    Good lord! They in wire baskets, Tufts?
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