My first task as an underkeeper was bagging up decades of shite from a roadside wood, full bottles of wine, nodders, wank mags, mcdonalds wrappers, kids school books, purses you name it it was there, bin bags full of the shit so now it really makes my piss boil. Fly tippers never seem to hang around when they see you coming but i'll catch some fecker one day and make them pick up all their tyres and gas bottles etc and more and f**k off home with it.
Where do all the single shoes come from though? And do you girls not notice you've left your bra or purse or one high heel when you've been ge