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gnipper

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  1. f**k off, I use this one when they've rolled in shit or just had a rat and try and jump all over you and lick your face when your not expecting it. Dick ed, when they do something stupid. You little *&^% (add your own 4 letter word here) when they do something naughty My terrier at about 9 weeks would sit to the word a hand signal and a whistle. He's 10 now and I just talk to him like a mate really and he does what he wants unless its something I don't want him to.
  2. The wind and the rain stopped here today and I got a 5 1/2ft dig Got 6 rabbits in total and then slipped down the bank into the one part of the ditch that was deeper than my welly Gnipper
  3. I've not got the ground but i've got a spade if you need someone to help you
  4. Ebay mate, michael tawn I think mine was from. You might get a second hand one a few quid cheaper but you don't know if there's owt wrong with it.
  5. Always carry a piece of the company 'blue roll' with me, everyone at work does. My cousin was on 15 to 1 twice with it in his arse pocket Its better than cutting the linings out yer pockets or the front off your T shirt
  6. http://www.trap-man.com/special-offers.htm
  7. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=G9xHEj3Gk4Q
  8. I caught 3 one night ditch thats why it semed familiar, the first was a big b*****d that looked like an injured hare, thats why i slipped the whippet back when she was a pup and the hound of hell(my border) was on his way to help and another jumped up infront of him . Then my terrier nailed one while we were ratting round the farm yard. The rabbits were nowt to do with the farmer though and would have suffered in the wild.
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqiw-Kqtlr0
  10. Go have a look in the daylight with a dog, tracks/shit should give you some clues. Sounds like a pet rabbit if it let you look for that long.
  11. Silver was probably just luck I would imagine, apparently you can get BEW from breeding a silver with an albino but not guaranteed.
  12. If she's always been spooky mate sounds like your either stuck with a skulker, rehoming her or burying her. I got one once off a lad and it hissed like feck every time you went near it in the cage and was terrified, wouldn't even approach food if you were there and it was hungry so I didn't even risk working her and I didn't keep her either. Its cage mate was fine though?
  13. gnipper

    JOKE !!

    Paddy goes into Superdrug and asks 'have you got KY Jelly?' No the assistant says 'have you tried Boots?', no Paddy says 'I want to slide in not feckin march in!'
  14. My mate has an off road eleccy wheelchair but its not brilliant and its slower than the bmx wheel motor that he fastens on the front of his normal chair so takes him longer to get to the permission. The trike attachment is pretty quick too
  15. An old mate of mine is completely wheelchair bound and is a fanatic air rifle shooter, fixes mine for me too. He is at an advantage though sat down and resting on sticks coz theres no wobble and he pulls off some bloody good shots. Only problem is though we have to retrieve for him. One of my birds relatives plays golf with one arm too and can put most people to shame and is always winning trophies. It would have to be something bad to stop me and yet there are so many people who pack in due to work, if work got that bad i'd keep my dogs as pets and just take them out as and when I could n
  16. gnipper

    Car insurance

    Get on confused.com mate I did and the difference between the cheapest and dearest is amazing, Quinn normally comes up cheapest. 3rd party only was more expensive than 3rd party f&t on my escort van which i got insured on for about £500 when some of the bigger companies had said they woudn't insure me as it was too high an insurance bracket or something.
  17. I work on an estate and we have found porn mags loads of times from parked up wankers and penis pumps and a porn vid. Found a hand grenade once too coz the old colonel used to let the army practise here, it was about 60yards from houses and the 2 coppers that were standing guard were throwing stones at it it had been ploughed and rotovated a fair few times too. Apparently the last time they found one was 30 year ago and the village bobby just threw it in the basket on the back of his bike and bounced off up the tracks and to the main police station with it Found loads of shaggers at it an
  18. Shop around on ebay mate and watch the postage charges, don't just grab the first you see coz there will be a cheaper one. Saying that though they are pretty much all cheaper than the shops or mail order places. Gnipper
  19. http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...showtopic=31097
  20. gnipper

    pinks

    There is thousands here, been here a while now.
  21. Noisey b*****ds and their eggs give you terrible windypops after you've bashed them round the pan a few times trying to crack them. If you clip their wings they will still be able to get out of charleys reach. I had two in my laying pen which buggered off but before they did the hen layed loads of eggs like a quail, more than she could sit anyway. I wanted to neck them every time I went to feed because I hate the noise they make
  22. gnipper

    dew claws

    In the wild only the alpha pair would be breeding. So why do some have them on the back legs then, feckin orgies??? My mate has a terrier with two claws on each back leg that looks like he's got a magpies foot stuck to his leg, one goes forward the other backwards both from the same place. that for S&M?
  23. Pictures? Location? Things like that help mate.
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