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gnipper

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  1. It's mad the struggle people have to go through to get a bitch lined but you can guarantee if she got out some scraggy arsed cur would nail her first time with no trouble or ruptured cocks or anything.
  2. Can you not put the mules under the hen with the duff eggs mate? It's surprising what you can get away with moving stuff around under hens when you need to. I put chicks under a hen that had only been sat a week and them eggs under the hen that had hatched the others and she sat again for the remaining time and hatched the second eggs.
  3. What's lathom like John? I've been there to buy fish but never fished it, when I went it was that busy lads could have held hands they were that close together.
  4. Yes mate, if I'm out and about skinning one I just put the leg over the corner of summat and smack it and they break clean enough.
  5. I bought myself a maver abyss 9.5m pole today, cheap and cheerful and does the job. Took it for a test tonight and had a few nice fish on it but think I need a stronger elastic in as it took an age to land carp at about 6lb, the bailiff recommends an 18 elastic for in there. I'll get the hang of this pole fishing lark, cupping a few pellets in directly over your hook certainly works a treat.
  6. Has anyone tried any unusual baits that have worked? Just been collecting my quail eggs and thought they might work boiled on the hair? Cheers, gnipper
  7. Luckier than the fish that's for sure, why mount it and stick it up in the pub?
  8. Just been given a 6m telescopic whip off my mate and I'm after rigging it up with elastic, I'll mainly be using it for roach etc but there's a chance of a carp to say 5lb or maybe the odd tench so would like it to be able to handle that. I'm more a rod and reel kind of guy but got a couple of places in mind for this where a rod isn't practical due to overhanging trees and another spot where its gonna be easier to collapse it and go if someone turns up Cheers, gnipper
  9. I'm laughing then with this Brittany cross
  10. What's stopping him running properly mate?
  11. Looking forward to the 2012 mules mate
  12. Make the entry to your tunnels a bit smaller mate before you end up in the poo.
  13. When I was a kid I came home from school and the cat was staring at summat out the window so I looked outside and there was a hare in the middle of the lawn without a care in the world, when I went out it jumped next doors low wall and through a gap in there side fence which was the end of a garden on the main road, I went round the corner to see if it had come out and there's an old bloke weeding his flower beds so I asked if he'd seen it and as I asked it jumped up out of his rough garden and fecked off up the main road. Found it splattered the next day
  14. By game netting do you mean the nylon stuff? Budgies will chew it mate.
  15. Would budgies not chew through chicken wire?
  16. Probably just a nappie and a letter to his loved ones.
  17. Anyone that can work at them heights especially with no harness etc is nuttier than squirrel shit and there is nothing on earth that would get me up there. As my mate at work says 'I'd rather be bummed by the Chinese army'
  18. Have a look on birdtrader mate, make sure its rung and don't pay over 50 quid.
  19. He preferred fixing em than dropping em though mate. We had a bloke come to our place doing the spraying tests and he was the lad that Fred nearly drowned on the canal in a boat made of wheels and a tarpaulin I read about in the book. He was telling us loads of stories and I could have sat all day talking to him.
  20. You can buy it 7 50 for a 50gm pouch round here, I thought everyone knew someone who knows someone who can get knock of stuff?
  21. The man was a legend, if you get chance read his autobiography.
  22. Go and have a look if your interested, if you like it and its a nice natured healthy dog then go for it but don't let the lad blag you into buying it if it isn't what you want because he sounds like a complete nob.
  23. Try growing and training some up to that size and you'll see why mate, thought about doing a load myself as a bit of a profitable hobby but can't be arsed. I've already pruned thousands of trees this summer so not doing it when I get home
  24. If she does it in the kennel get a little battery powered night light in there. Hopefully she's not scared of the dark as lamping could be a bit of a problem.
  25. I got a hawthorn right in the end of my finger which infected my whole arm even after I'd dug it out with the trusty opinel so had to go to hospital and the doctor couldn't believe I'd been digging around in there with a knife and seemed squeemish about it, not sure why though when they did the same with a scalpel half hour later
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