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  1. Why did it take so long for his funeral?
  2. What if you're an Irish dog..................? The english bitch is full of come.......!
  3. NO DOGS/NO IRISH,was the sign outside the first pub that we met. Very wellcoming ,lol
  4. Sciatic nerve,i had it about once a year and it last for about six weeks.One word, {b*****d} Second word {difene} ask your doc!
  5. Someones taking life too seriously
  6. I've got a life changing appointment at the bank in 20 minutes, I'm so nervous, I can hardly get this stocking over my head!!

  7. Whats the crack with the pillow case? or will you have to sleep on it
  8. Scot can you put the recipe up please? It sounds like good hangover food
  9. Ratchet strap the bitch to a pice of wood the required hight,then take a few pictures
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    Great odds,if it had won!!! Its called gambling for a reason
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    http://www.soulssports.org/Channel%201.html not working stranger
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    Is it not on tv?????
  13. Great way of life,i wish i was in that position
  14. Oh I f*****g hate that. I'd hate to be rude to them but one day there going to catch me on a shitty day and I'm going to reply...."naw ma f*****g donkey is outside, it will carry it up the road!!!" Ah lads, i go spend a hundred euro wort of shopping, once a week or so.{would you like a bag}? she says. Yes i would like a bag! {JUST THE ONE}?she says,every fucken time i get that red,wiry haired cnut! Seriously,wtf does she think im going to do with the rest of the shopping.
  15. Butter or vaseline dose the same,they pull away because they cant breath. Ill get slated for saying this but there's alot of pussyfooting around thicks,many a time i had one as a kid big swing
  16. Wxm I just looked up my old paddypower account,i had no internet when i opened my phone account with them. To my surprise,my account balance was 413euro,its been there since 2005
  17. I'v a 98 year old granny,never spent a day in hospital in her life
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    Speed Wobble?

    Aint that the truth Nik,i bet he was sore the next day. I was running on top of a keg as it was rolling down the street,saturday night,fell off,of course.Im going round like a year old today
  19. Randymandy said she would fcuk Midnight,if he was firing blanks
  20. What do you find is best for sharpening knives?
  21. Come on,working dogs,all for one and one for all
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