Oh I f*****g hate that. I'd hate to be rude to them but one day there going to catch me on a shitty day and I'm going to reply...."naw ma f*****g donkey is outside, it will carry it up the road!!!"
Ah lads, i go spend a hundred euro wort of shopping, once a week or so.{would you like a bag}? she says. Yes i would like a bag!
{JUST THE ONE}?she says,every fucken time i get that red,wiry haired cnut!
Seriously,wtf does she think im going to do with the rest of the shopping.